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Heist logo for next week. See y'all online in a bit!

well well well, finally more to do in freeroam ... this sounds like a meaty update... also, news'd ...

Adversary Modes, Daily Objectives and More New Updates Also Coming to GTA Online March 10th Next week, Heists will deliver a brand new gameplay experience to GTA Online, offering players the chance to team up to take down big scores. Alongside this massive new addition comes a range of new features and enhancements to make the entire GTA Online experience bigger and deeper. Adversary Modes bring three new kinds of competition to GTA Online while new Daily Objectives and other Freemode activities bring new life to the hectic streets of Los Santos and Blaine County. Here's a rundown of just some of the new features and additions launching next week alongside Heists that will continue to expand and augment the world of Grand Theft Auto Online. NEW ADVERSARY MODES These brand new player vs. player modes bring a range of intense new competitive challenges to GTA Online. Adversary Modes will unlock as players progress through Heists. Come Out To Play A team of three Runners just trying to make it home, and a team of Hunters are out for blood. Runners are well-armed but limited to movement by foot, while the opposition wield free-aim shotguns and ride motorbikes or ATVs. Hunters must stay on their bikes and have access to unlimited lives, while the Runners have just one life but all their weapons available to pick off the Hunters at will. Siege Mentality Up to four players stand their ground, outnumbered but not outgunned as they fight to survive against up to 6 determined attackers in a location defense mode, GTA style. Attackers have unlimited lives but fight only with sawn-off shotguns. Defenders have full use of all their weapons. Hasta La Vista The chase is on as Truckers in big rig cabs hunt down a team of Cyclists. The Cyclists' goal is simple: reach the final checkpoint without getting crushed under the wheels of the pursuing trucks. Without traditional weapons the Truckers must rely solely on their vehicles to crush the Cyclists. Meanwhile, the Cyclists must harness the maneuverability and acceleration of their bikes to evade the trucks, while keeping an eye over their shoulder. If one of the Cyclists reaches the checkpoint, the Cyclists win. If all Cyclists are terminated, the Truckers prevail. Daily Objectives The Los Santos daily hustle just got a little more lucrative. Whether you tend towards Jobs or free-form activities, Daily Objectives will give you a rotating series of challenges to take on for GTA$ rewards. With three new objectives per day, players can stack up challenges over consecutive days to earn bonuses of up to $500,000. New Freemode Activities You and your fellow players also have new opportunities for cash and RP rewards with new activities added to the world in Freemode. Be on the lookout for calls from Lester, who may need help to distract the cops in a specific area while Lester’s accomplices finish their criminal business. Lamar may call looking for help destroying a vehicle or two, while Trevor and Ron need occasional help picking their business rival’s planes out of the sky. Along with GTA$ and RP bonuses, there are all-new Awards available for completing these challenges with style. There's also a new in-game Email notification system that will allow you to contact and message any of your GTA Online friends, no matter what session they’re in - as well as a host of new Awards that yield new items including exclusive t-shirts and car modifications. Everything detailed here will be added to GTA Online for consoles in tandem with Heists on March 10th and on day one for PC when it launches on April 14. Stay tuned to the Newswire for more news, including our suggestions on how you can ready your crew to take down scores when Heists launch next week.

lulz, urban offroader... new logo is live ...

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Getting fucked by R*, one hole at a time. well shit, i was about to quote bones and fuck with his post the exact same way.

yeah i am with you bones, i want to play each heist from each role, to get the full experience

Maybe we can pick a night later in the week to do heists on old-gen, too...

I rarely dream but I had a real cool one last night... There's this really fat chick at work - basically the shape of a beach ball, thighs the width of my waist... I dreamed she was dry riding me. She was wearing lycra bike pants stretched to the point of being transparent and a sports bra that was struggling to fulfill its purpose. Meanwhile, I am lying back and poking at her belly, amazed and amused by the rippling and wobbling effect of my jabs and slaps, the same way a kid reacts when they see wobbly jelly for the first time. We are both having a good time. I woke up grinning, with a hard on, which I got rid of manually... My interpretation of this dream was said best by Sir Mix-a-Lot when he stated eloquently, "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."

my new job is somewhat offroadish http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/ogbmx420/games/gtav/jobs/job/eQKw0g8CCEiU2DBwdHnlcw?platformId=11

Hey, I said she was fat, not unattractive... I try to believe that everyone is in some way beautiful and some people hide it better than others... Holy Shit, I thought I was the only one left in this day and age. Skinny is unattractive.... *in your opinion Some girls are naturally skinny, no one is naturally fat. Just my two cents. If someone can be naturally skinny, they certainly can be naturally fat. Not that that is an excuse to be fat. But someone who is naturally fatter has to work harder at it.

Hey, I said she was fat, not unattractive... I try to believe that everyone is in some way beautiful and some people hide it better than others... Holy Shit, I thought I was the only one left in this day and age. Skinny is unattractive....

Guys always wake up to a hardon.

Hey, I said she was fat, not unattractive... I try to believe that everyone is in some way beautiful and some people hide it better than others... And I didn't really bang her - we were both clothed...

Holy Shit, I may have an excuse to play now.

Might actually turn the game on this month...

all that sounds great, i happy for just getting heist but this is very good, great job sucking up to us rockstar lol

ya fuck playlists lol I'll be on around 3 pm my time. I actually have a jobby job now so I wont be on as early as bones probably. But early enough

Had to pull over and take a pic. Skills

we'll play with whoever is on, but i think we should all still get together at our normal time to talk about heists, and perhaps do a photoshoot or two... but i say scratch playlists, we should be focusing on playing the heists... if some want to do a playlist then go for it, but i want to play heists with as many people as possible...

heists are a go next week for sure... and i am not sure we even need to set up a time for it because i guarantee everyone will be online as soon as they can... i got the day off so i'll be playing all day with some of you... but if there's a photo competition, we should all get together for a little bit and snap a shot or two... it'll be time to dust of the richman group and give that a go during the day...

What's happening next week anyway everyone? I know this one hasn't happened just yet, but next week is the heist dropoff. Are we still doing our weekly playlist + shenanigans, or splitting off into groups of four for heists?

thanks for the idea, i was probably just gonna switch it back to the standard one, lol … cool, if it meets your approval then i'll go ahead and publish it then... man, if i keep this up, we're gonna have quite a few logos to switch back and forth between in the middle of the weeks… maybe i'll just start throwing together other ideas and random emblems in my spare time… we could still use a heist logo, and i should probably get started on the st. paddy's day one for after heist week... ---- EDIT: the random circle was for something to click on if i accidentally clicked on the giant circle...since i can't deselect something, and i can't select something else inside of a giant box, i would click on that to get out of there... make sense? you make emblems, you should know what i'm talking about lol...

wat do u fink? it's a damn shame no one else can edit that… hopefully it is just a social club bug, because you're suppose to be able to edit anyones emblems, however, you can only publish them to the crew you took it from… you used to be able to steal people's logos, but i guess enough people complained about that and R* tweaked the site… but you should totally be able to tweak logos from the same crew you're in...

can you edit any other logo from igta? try one of the ones i colored the i in on... no worries, i am working on a new one in betweens ads ...

I made some changes to War of the Woods. Made all the vehicles offroad. I also made a new Race called 'Creek Across'. It's a Sanchez race. Two thin paths across the creek, high up.

i got bored at work today, as you might can tell lol