Brian

Your First

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Whatever it be, phones, cars, hookers, talk about "your first".

My first phone - Sony Ericson w580i

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My first guitar purchase: a $50 Squier Mini Strat from Sam Ash. It was ideal for my tiny body (I believe I was eight).

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That cellphone makes me realize how young you are, Brian.

My first cellphone:

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Ooooh! I like this.

My first mobile was a NEC N343I, It was the anti-christ.

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First car was a '99 Ford KA <_<

My first time(rape) was at a GCSE revision camp in Derbyshire, to a girl we called apple.

First prostitute was a stunning blonde in Amsterdam's famous Red Light District on my first time abroad :lol:

First illegal pint was at the White Hart pub in Arnold, I was 15.

First legal pint was in Sausage bar in the town centre.

Edit:

First job was at Mcdonalds. 'Murica!

First live music gig was the Specials. That was last week, great show!

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First car - 84 VW Cabrio

First drunk - Listerene

First album bought - Wayne's World soundtrack

First love - Claire Smith

First place - typing with my dick

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I can't remember exactly what my first phone was, but it was definitely nokia (and shit).

First game I ever played online was Age of Empires: Rise of Rome

First surgery I was allowed to assist and scrub up in was a lumbar decompression (laminectomy). Best day of my life.

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First car: '93 Ford Ranger

First cell phone: some Samsung flip phone

First job: shagging balls at a driving range

First time: after last years homecoming dance, in the back of a minivan. Hooray for cheap vodka.

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First car: Hyundai Accent.

First albums bought: Queen Greatest Hits 2 and Queen Live At Wembley '86.

First black out from booze: 14 yrs at Queens Day Holland.

First concert: Golden Earring.

First job: Paper boy.

First time: On holiday with a girl named Ilse, in a shitty tent, lasted 2 minutes.

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My first time, I suffered from an episode of acute erectile dysfunction. Needless to say, my performance was far from satisfactory, my dick just drooled and then I fell asleep. Though don't let that put you off ladies, I'm pretty much adequate in bed now!

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My first time, I suffered from an episode of acute erectile dysfunction. Needless to say, my performance was far from satisfactory, my dick just drooled and then I fell asleep. Though don't let that put you off ladies, I'm pretty much adequate in bed now!

I was the opposite, raging boner - shit was straight up iron, lasted not too long either. Luckily, neither did she.

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