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Welcome, jacoboram. I can tell by ViceMan's post that you feel like home already.

hey I'm new here how is everyone?

Welcome, may I masturbate on you and make animal noises?

"Moo!"

Maybe we should lock the exits before you do that on a new member. Just in case.

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Hi, it's Julian from Massachusetts. Have been luring for a while, only now got the courage to join. (Y)

Welcome, may I masturbate on you and make animal noises?

"Moo!"

WEIRD. Makes me want to leave the website. Am I in the wrong place, is this another sick freak-show or something?

No of course it isn't, we're all normal here. Now just pull down your pants and bend over for your initiation.

*slips on a silky black negligee and locks the doors*

Massacre, did you bring the Warlord Industries executive relief party funpack?

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No it's just the way things are done 'round here.

Trust me, you're not the only one this has happened to, it's standard procedure. Now stop squirming and put this ball gag in your mouth. :)

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We're part of the welcoming party, but the fun doesn't really start until Massacre gets here with his bag of magic tricks. Other gaming forums are boring and have no sense of humour.

*gestures with ball gag in hand*

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Must be all those year's of built up chastity.

Still I believe an high five is in order.

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