Massacre

Playing GTA with cuda would make me moist.

Oi, I'm only a little British, you tosser. You 'avin a laugh, mate? *Sips tea* *Gives £100 a month to the queen for literally no reason at all*

No, but the SE/CE content will be available on next-gen and PC for in-game money. No, I don't have a link. Fuck that, I'm on mobile. Take my word for it.

No, but I like your sig.

He's the only reason they're getting Beth back.

Do you like ridiculous things? Do you like fun things? Do you like ridiculously fun things? Do you like Tron? Do you like dick jokes? Do you like Tron dick jokes? Do you like sociopaths? Do you like superpowers? Do you like sociopaths with superpowers? You see where I'm going with this. Buy the fucking game.

I blew some stuff up, and the firetruck hit a couple cars, making the drivers fight. So, that one was an accident. The second one, I ran into a group of three. One guy was knocked into another, and they blamed each other, instead of me. The third guy was defending his buddy.

North Yankton. I like to make pedestrians fight each other.

The car is intact, actually. The wheels have glitched out of place.

Thanks, Speedy. We never would have heard about this, if it weren't for your quick - oh, wait.

Have a look through this thread, you'll find something that interests you.

Restarting your console is supposed to fix it, but it doesn't. The crate drops are fucked.

If it makes you feel any better, I got a fourth K-DST t-shirt, early this morning, and haven't gotten a crate drop since. I gave up when I started getting continuous high-priority vehicle notifications, which is usually a sign that there won't be a crate drop.

It is entirely your fault that our motto isn't already "CJ is fucking gay."

Green always made more sense, to me, for obvious reasons.

The Asylum. Post faster. If it's properly labeled as NSFW, he's free to link all the porn he likes.

Not really. There is, maybe, a 5% increase in entertainment (an exceedingly generous estimation) when the chat is active, then everyone forgets it's there until it breaks again.

Where is this alleged hype? No one has cared about dolls in horror movies since Child's Play 2.

There is literally no good argument against that.

Looks stupid, as did The Conjuring.

All three colors from the previous poll were kinda shitty. Electric blue has always been the best choice.

Most people of Mexican blood in the US are descendants of people who were already living here when the imaginary lines were drawn. Edit: This is my 9000th post.

You have never looked more Jewish.

Yes, it's glitched. Just got a third K-DST shirt. Expect this event to extend a couple more days, once Rockstar fixes the glitch.

Does anyone have more than one kind? I just got a second K-DST shirt. This might be a glitch, rather than coincidence, since I'm not the only one it's happening to.