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  1. Massacre
    Comes out on the 30th here. *Stabs a nigga* *Points at corpse* Templar.
  2. Massacre
    One reason I tend to avoid rushed midnight releases it that I always stand and bullshit with the employees when I go to Gamestop for ages. Fuck strangers, the employees are cool.
  3. Massacre
    I think I might actually go to the midnight release for this one.
  4. Massacre
    ^ Got a solid chuckle out of that.
  5. Massacre
    After some consideration, I'm leaning towards color. And by that, I mean that's where my erection is pointing.
  6. Massacre
    That one's a winner. No input between color/B&W, though.
  7. Massacre
    Damn Mass, you're predictable. Well, everyone knows I'm a rebel. I always fuck the police. Also, both chicks are meh.
  8. Massacre
    Probably.
  9. Massacre
    I don't like either. FUCK THA POLICE.
  10. Massacre
    K9's would annoy the shit out of me. People with assault rifles take priority, I don't want to waste a second shooting a dog in the head.
  11. Massacre
    The difference is that Saints Row and Tarantino movies are similar, and Saints Row and Bruno are not. Q was just saying SR is shit, because he's a dick.
  12. Massacre
    If you base it on critical reception and not style, content, and atmosphere, then sure, you're right. Admittedly, SR lost a lot of its style in 3, but my analogy is valid.
  13. Massacre
    ^ Third time that's been posted. We know. We have known for hours.
  14. Massacre
    That is a shit comparison. Saints Row is to GTA as Tarantino is to Scorsese.
  15. Massacre
    Great, now I have to figure out how the main page works. Or... *Emails article to Fitty, continues being lazy* Edit: Actually not that complicated...
  16. Massacre
    Like I said, if it's available at midnight, I'll have it all up within 5 minutes. 10 minutes, tops.
  17. Massacre
    Oh, I forgot the screens will be separate, clickable images. Yeah, I'll have the whole thing. Not sure if we're free to post scans in a news story, but I'll post them here and face the wrath of GI myself, putting no responsibility on the site.
  18. Massacre
    If the digital issue is posted at midnight, I'll have screens right away. If it doesn't become available until 8am or some nonsense, it's on someone else. Switching to digital specifically so I provide screens if needed.
  19. Massacre
    Twiztid > ICP. But still not very good.
  20. Massacre

    Fallout

    Massacre replied to Massacre's topic in Other Games

    He is making companions.
  21. Massacre
    Saints Row is a brilliant series, not selling as many copies as GTA (few games do) doesn't make it any less so. Don't be fanboys, kiddies.
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    Fallout

    Massacre replied to Massacre's topic in Other Games

    Not at the moment. Still de-rage-ifying.
  23. Massacre
    I said the same thing about Rocko's Modern Life back in the day. Props to whoever remembers that show.
  24. Massacre
    At first glance, most people would think it was a pesticide spray gun. People aren't going to automatically assume it's an assault rifle. Though, holding the gun with one hand, against your side (the side facing the storefront), is the way to go.
  25. Massacre
    Bridge fetish.