Massacre

Ghetto Grenadiers 2 to 30 players Team Deathmatch The hood has erupted into a three-way battle of grenades. http://rsg.ms/5301dda Wrong Side of the Tracks 2 to 30 players Last Team Standing The Ballas and the Vagos have been staring at each other from opposite sides of the tracks for too long. http://rsg.ms/b0d0b59 This is my first attempt at a sniper battle. I assume I fucked it up.

Epic, if true. The Joker paint makes me a bit unsure, though. Rockstar typically doesn't make anything that's completely identical to an existing item or entity. There are always subtle differences.

Fallout could benefit from two-player co-op, but anything more than that would be overboard.

This nigga got the lowrider update early and put hydraulics on shit he had no business putting them on.

Shake and Schwag.

Here's what I've made so far. Tacos and Burritos 2 to 30 players GTA Capture Maybe your employers are starting a business, or maybe they're just hungry. All you know is you're stealing taco trucks from the Vagos, and they're not eager to part with them. http://rsg.ms/40d8833 Low Riders, Deep Wounds 2 to 30 players Team Deathmatch The gangs of LS have agreed to a one-day truce, for the sake of a lowrider meet, open to all. No one really expects that to work out. http://rsg.ms/1004fda As is always the case with deathmatches, the spawn points completely fucked me. Signs have been conveniently placed to direct you back to the fight. If you attack someone at one of these out-of-the-way spawn points, you are a bitch. If you get into any of the cars, you are a bitch. Callejón del Diablo 1 to 30 players Lap Race On those slow, boring nights, even the most hardcore gangster might be willing to take a ride up the devil's alley. http://rsg.ms/165bf70 This race was downvoted within an hour of being published. Fuck you, whoever did that.

Cat army grows ever larger.

Do all races need to be lowrider themed? I made a race through Vagos turf with an anal sex joke in the name, but the route is only good for a motorcycle race.

I'm excited for this update, so I'm making some appropriately themed jobs. Will link them here, even if you don't end up needing or using them.

Biker DLC needs crew housing. A fifth property available only to crew leaders, and all cars within are accessible to any crew member of representative rank or higher. Unique housing, not just more apartments. The Asylum MC owns everything east of the LS river. We need a bar and garage with the crew emblem on it, so everyone will know. And biker shit in general, so we can bring the crew out of retirement. At this rate, we'll need a street gang version of the Asylum, so we can have relevant content for the crew.

Finally getting back to fun shit. My character is about as Mexican as you can be without being Pancho Villa, so I'm hyped as fuck for this update. Now maybe a biker update isn't far behind...

I'm still waiting for pictures of Fanboy's sister. Clothing optional.

Federal agencies are no longer allowed to raid shops and dispensaries in legal states. They have to honor the state's laws. That's progress, at least.

The text looks kind of Red Dead-ish. I like it.

It's no Asylum MC, but it looks good.

Briefly browsed the Bethesda store, due to the sale. I cannot stop laughing at the portly shirt model that randomly turns up once out of every 20 shirts I look at. Yes, "portly" is the only adjective that describes him. "Fat" isn't jovial enough. This is a humpty dumpty motherfucker.

The Editor seems to have done a decent job of reinvigorating event nights. Good for you folks.

Coincidentally, when the police catch me offering candy to children in the park, I claim to be calling for my dog.

inb4 you use it as a butt plug.

I have a Mad Max themed race, if you find yourselves short on off road races. Randoms used to occasionally stumble upon my jobs, but now my shit gets no plays. Rockstar needs to implement some sort of random scrolling job list, so people will find my shit again. I don't have the heart to spam my shit on Twitter, or whatever other people do.

No, you're a QD. And a QD. I'm Massacre.

Should be under the Picture settings in your menu. It's called Cinema Smoother, I think.

FUCKING FIGHT ME, BONES.

Just a guess. It's the only thing that image could really imply. Since there are five levels of each perk, I'm guessing... 1. Steal junk items. 2. Disarm. 3. Disrobe. 4. Convince not to fight. 5. Convince to fight at your side. The article does mention there's a perk that makes enemies fight for you. I will take level 3 and force everyone in the wastes to disrobe, for my amusement.

The scariest part is that there isn't any meat on it. Homie, they sell chicken, too. You don't have to have a soggy salad sandwich. Nice nails, though.