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Merged. Of course, had I read the topic and seen that his post was that short, I would've just locked it.

Fuck. Now I'm considering putting off Watch_Dogs for this. They need to delay one so I don't have to keep changing my mind.

Yeah. Don't get too attached to anyone on that show.

Nope. The last 10 missions are preparation for the biggest heist Los Santos has ever seen, and in the final mission, Trevor shows up after a meth binge and kills Michael and Franklin (in a cutscene), and the mission is just a rhythm game where you control Trevor as he violates their bodies.

Not a single person that said manual is bearded. They're all a bunch of pussies. Myself, I jump on the back of a grizzly every morning and punch it in the head until it takes me where I want to go. Or I shadowmeld, whichever is more convenient.

I do tend to shoot Michelle a lot.

Banned.

It happens in the street. Not that it's any less unrealistic when I do drive on a beach.

Come on, man. You've seen topics being locked or merged because they were duplicates. You're smart, you know better. Merged.

*e-nigga

I'll clean this mess up if the topic actually gets going. If it doesn't, then meh.

Well, those are too small, so we'll just overlook that, unless someone provides an up-to-date version in a usable size.

bOnEs started this thread on the old forums, and it was pretty good. I think it could be better here, now that things are more active. Or it might be shit, because you're all stupid. Let's see how it goes, yeah? Resources: Go for it, proud americans. Edit: I didn't have a PC template. If someone wants to look for one, post it and I'll stick it in the OP. Thank you, ConQueSteD (fuck your new name) for updated templates.

Obama does look like a monkey, though.

He's been on the radio in every GTA since III (except Chinatown Wars, but fuck that game). I don't think he's going to stop being a part of GTA anytime soon.

Your president is a monkey.

Skinhead, buzz cut, the Hulk Hogan. That's about it.

I think spinning out because you made a turn at 10mph goes beyond opinion. I don't see how anyone who's ever driven a car could be fine with the driving in IV.

I have a habit of buying pre-owned games games from Gamestop and returning them for the full refund after I've played them. That may be what will happen here. And I never forget the Creed, sir. It rests forever in my sig, and will likely end up as a tattoo one day.

I haven't played in a long time, I'm not sure I could remember when to switch at times. Like I said, though, I just finished the failed heroin deal with Playboy and got to Algonquin, so I might start TLAD and give this a shot. It's a good idea, for sure.

I've been trying to work my way through IV again. Other obligations keep fucking my shit up. I've only just gotten to Algonquin.

Ugh, why does this have to look so damn good? Fuck, I don't want to spend money on four different games this year.

Nah, he's just having a 'Nam flashback. That dog's seen some shit.

'More forgiving,' in this case, is better. I'm hoping this means that every car won't handle like you're in a drift race on a frozen lake.

I need this book.