Massacre

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  1. He thinks he's dead, but doesn't really know.
  2. Ammu-Nation, but it isn't unlocked for quite some time. I believe finishing flight school will automatically equip you with a parachute whenever you get into a plane or helicopter.
  3. Re: Our green-wearing, bank-robbing friend from back in the day...
  4. I haven't taken much damage to my cars (from gunfire), but the protagonists' default cars seem to be a little tougher than a random car you steal on the street, more so with Trevor's. The Sand King is pretty durable, as well, and the upgrades - both armor and cosmetics - basically turn it into a tank.
  5. *Wonders why Kuz is pointing to his warn status* Good for you, you fixed it. I had a chuckle.
  6. In the parking lot, near the building. He and his buddy are holding a guy at gunpoint.
  7. You don't really need ammo just yet. The game provides it when you first need it. After that point, you'll be making plenty of money to spend on ammo.
  8. He also claimed he had canceled his pre-order. I assume he's only sticking around to troll at this point.
  9. I'm sure you wish you were capable of getting me to rage. Sadly, you are not. You will listen to me, however, because it is my job to enforce the rules, and I'll be the one handling your punishment should you fail to follow them. Stay on topic.
  10. You can't converse with random pedestrians, though you can hit right on the D-Pad and you might make a comment. The actual conversations are with set pedestrians that appear throughout the map. There's a guy holding a sign near a Suburban in the desert you can talk to, for example.
  11. I bet you've been hanging on to that gif for quite some time, waiting for a chance to use it.
  12. Pretty sure I told you to fuck off after your last spamming spree. I have no idea why you're still around. On topic, I have no idea what cars you've driven if low acceleration and zero grip on the road seems realistic to you. Maybe you're a shit driver? I've never had any issues like that in a real car.
  13. Go ahead and let one or two of your cars get impounded. The fee isn't that bad, and the impound garage is more conveniently located than most of the garages.
  14. Merged with preexisting car physics topic.
  15. Pretty big, epic mission that I won't spoil, but I spotted someone along the way. With all the FIB bullshit you deal with, I was wondering when he'd turn up.
  16. He did look like CJ, but, well, so do all black guys.
  17. I thought this would be a fun topic, so here it is. What have you seen Michael, Franklin, and Trevor doing when switching characters? I've seen Trevor mocking a guy he'd tied to a pole under Del Perro Pier, burying a body in the desert, hiding from the police, and repeatedly running out of a strip club in his underwear (once while chasing a pair of strippers). Michael, I've only seen doing depressed, drunken things around his house. Franklin has a tendency to be exiting a strip club, and generally does little else. Trevor is by far the most varied when it comes to random shenanigans (as expected). There's a lot more I've seen him do that I can't remember at the moment.
  18. You should all buy a UV light. They really come in handy when you need to find blood and/or semen and clean it up before the cops start poking around the area.
  19. Elk are just a subspecies of deer. It's possible that the area has a higher population of elk than deer, and Rockstar reflected this in the game.
  20. Multiple indie stations were expected. No place in the world produces as many shitty and/or failed bands than Los Angeles.