The AntiChrist

Male

The White House

The 6 D's: Demons, Drugs, Death, Destruction, Domination, Depression
The 5 C's: Chaos, Corruption, Control, Corporations, Crime
The 4 B's: Betrayal, Brutality, Blood, Bakeries
The 3 A's: AntiChrist, Anarchy, Alien-Nation

The 18 signs for the return of The AntiChrist........
If you or anyone you know have been or are experiencing any of these signs in any way, shape or form in an area near you please do not hesitate to call our hotline at 1-800-Sell-Your-Sister/Mom/Daughter-or-even-better-Your-Soul......We don't care nor do we judge so just pick whichever one fills your heart with the most GLEE!
And the great part about it is you get to choose for yourself instead of that douchebag/asshole you people call God deciding for you :-)
It's very simple and extremely easy and all we ask for in return is a little chunk of your time in the afterlife
Oh yeah I almost forgot to tell you that the first 666 callers get a free all expensed paid vacation to HELL for ETERNITY!!!!
So dial that number IMMEDIATELY......Go on dial it I'll wait......
Have you done it?
YOU HAVE!!!!May Satan have mercy on your condemned soul!!!!
Now doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside.....
And if it does that's GREAT you're starting to get the hang of it..........
But if you're one of those little nervous people who are not too sure about this just relax we'll do all the work for you......
All you gotta do is show your appreciation by laying on the floor, flop around a bit, and scream like an 8yo girl having a seizure at a Justin Bieber concert........
We love it when you do that!

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