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The AntiChrist

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About The AntiChrist

  • Rank
    Litterer
  • Birthday 06/06/1966

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    The White House
  • Interests
    The 6 D's: Demons, Drugs, Death, Destruction, Domination, Depression
    The 5 C's: Chaos, Corruption, Control, Corporations, Crime
    The 4 B's: Betrayal, Brutality, Blood, Bakeries
    The 3 A's: AntiChrist, Anarchy, Alien-Nation

    The 18 signs for the return of The AntiChrist........
    If you or anyone you know have been or are experiencing any of these signs in any way, shape or form in an area near you please do not hesitate to call our hotline at 1-800-Sell-Your-Sister/Mom/Daughter-or-even-better-Your-Soul......We don't care nor do we judge so just pick whichever one fills your heart with the most GLEE!
    And the great part about it is you get to choose for yourself instead of that douchebag/asshole you people call God deciding for you :-)
    It's very simple and extremely easy and all we ask for in return is a little chunk of your time in the afterlife
    Oh yeah I almost forgot to tell you that the first 666 callers get a free all expensed paid vacation to HELL for ETERNITY!!!!
    So dial that number IMMEDIATELY......Go on dial it I'll wait......
    Have you done it?
    YOU HAVE!!!!May Satan have mercy on your condemned soul!!!!
    Now doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside.....
    And if it does that's GREAT you're starting to get the hang of it..........
    But if you're one of those little nervous people who are not too sure about this just relax we'll do all the work for you......
    All you gotta do is show your appreciation by laying on the floor, flop around a bit, and scream like an 8yo girl having a seizure at a Justin Bieber concert........
    We love it when you do that!

    What happens when an unstoppable force (a penis) meets an immovable object (a vagina)?

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    PabloNaimSanchez
  1. Why do I and everyone I know pick people who treat us like crap?

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Because you haven't learned a damn thing from your previous experience.

    3. BRO_MAN

      BRO_MAN

      ...not sure if talking about relationships or basketball...

    4. Brian

      Brian

      Because honkys.

      Surprised no one said it yet...

  2. How to be funny?

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      ^Wow! That guy's a genius!

    3. CaPn bOnEs
    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      QD isn't as funny as honky. It's just not.

      QDs don't call themselves QDs the way honkys do.

  3. Tomorrow is the end of an era and the start of an age of peace and prosperity. While it won't seem like it at first because a lot must happen in order for people to realise the true meaning of life and all its beauty, but within a 150 years the planet and its inhabitants shall reconnect with nature!Until then I wish everyone luck on your journey!

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    2. Bronson
    3. Crazee

      Crazee

      Whatever happened to Mods giving warnings to people who flame/troll on the status updates? There's no need for it and it makes the front of the forum look shit.

    4. Omega

      Omega

      the term was overused in 09, still is. Pathetic fuck. No wonder everyone on this site thinks their some kind of hard asses, LMFAO keyboard warrior amirite?

  4. First date fees, who pays? A) Guy B) Girl C) Food Stamps D) Both A&B

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      ^ Now we know what to expect on a first date with cuda and Qd, respectively. Court them according to what you're looking for, folks.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      it's free to swipe you EBT...

    4. Crazee

      Crazee

      So QD, how much for a blow job?

      And yeah, Cuda's spot on, not surprised lol. Unless you find a girl who insist on everything being 50/50 even before you bring up the subject. Now that a keeper.

  5. December 21, 2012 - Here we come

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    2. The AntiChrist

      The AntiChrist

      Nope he literally has a pocket full of fucks and none of them are for GTA 5 or it's fanatics.....

    3. Kwarb

      Kwarb

      well damn, he wont have anything to do on his spare time

    4. The AntiChrist

      The AntiChrist

      Except judging the souls of heaven rejects....

  6. How to tell my parents I'm into beastiality....

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    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Shag the family cat/dog on Christmas day in front of them whilst everyone opens their presents.

    3. Edgecrusher

      Edgecrusher

      Say it with flowers.

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Tell your mom you want to fuck her cat. She'll be relieved when she realizes you mean fluffles, and not her.

  7. What happens when an unstoppable force (a penis) meets an immovable object (a vagina)?

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Indy

      Indy

      i figure the two can't exist in the same universe (one has to give, bitches)

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Gay homosexual sex.

    4. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Immaculate conception

  8. Oh!Oh!Oh!It's Thanksgiving....We We We We gonna have good time!Oh!Oh!Oh!It's Thanksgiving...We We We We gonna have a good time!Make the turkey...AYE!Mashed potatoes...AYE!We We We We gonna have a good time!

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. GunSmoke
    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      *dances* Mashed potato mashed potato!

    4. Brian

      Brian

      *wiggles* mashed ba-na-na mashed ba-na-na

  9. Bitches on my dick like pepperoni.....Bitches on my dick like pepperoni.....Bitches on my dick like pepperoni.....and i gotta main bitch a slut named toni

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    2. The AntiChrist

      The AntiChrist

      Only if you want it, Yes I really want it, Only if you want it, Yes I really want it

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      AntiChrist on my cock like a peperami sock

    4. The AntiChrist
  10. Yay

    1. Crazee

      Crazee

      Did your limited edition alternate ending bible finally arrive?

    2. The AntiChrist

      The AntiChrist

      GEE WILLIKERS I HOPE SO!!!!!

  11. I hope we all burn someday

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