Firm

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  1. Firm

    It wasn’t a dream...England actually won a penalty shoot out...

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      It wasn’t a dream...Firm actually posted something on the forum feed...

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      American ain’t in the shit #whocares

    3. Firm

      Firm

      Pretty much everyone outside North America.

  2. Firm

    Shit end to a shit year

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    2. Firm

      Firm

      Glad to see the back in of it.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      I'm tryna watch the ball drop on my phone so I can shit simultaneously between 2017 and 2018. I've never shit in 2 different years at the same time before. 

    4. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      This seems to be the consensus 

  3. Firm

    Hmmm. Might shave my head :mellow:

  4. Firm

    Another night. Another cell...

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    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      And that song always reminds me of this song:

       

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

       

    4. Firm

      Firm

      Getting too early old for that behaviour. I'm enjoying your rave though. As you were.

  5. Firm

    Now go home and get your shine box!!! RIP Frank Vincent 

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      gf61170-ls-imbibe.jpg

  6. Firm

    I started a business course earlier in the year. Had and passed my first test this week.  It's like being back at  uni(minus the weed and girls).

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Well done! Shame about the weed and girls, though. :(

       

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      go do a shady titty bar after the course. You can be daddy there,

  7. Firm

    Happy St. George's day to my fellow Englishmen and the former colonies :drunk:

  8. Firm

    RIP Bill Paxton. Loved your work :(

    1. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      One of only 2 people to be killed by a Xenomorph, Predator and Terminator. He shall be missed. 

    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      ditto...

  9. Firm

    New job! Mo' money.

    upgrading from Fosters to

    Amstel. Big moment.

  10. Firm

    FUCKIN 'ELL!

    1. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Your football team is taking the Brexit very seriously...

    2. Firm

      Firm

      I'll "brexit" Hodgson's head from his fucking neck...ugh. 

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Such a shame...

  11. Firm

    Adulthood: buying a shirt for no other reason than it's got flamingos on it.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      uh.... 

  12. Firm

    Trying to think of reasons not to buy a Kimono. None so far...

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Pics or GTFO

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Stop dressing like a gook and buy a Komodo instead.

    4. Rob

      Rob

      There is no good reason not to own a kimono. Do it!

      Also, pics or GTFO

  13. Firm

    Squeaky bum time Ginginho?

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i approve of this message...

    2. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Fucked with no lube :(

    3. Firm

      Firm

      Coke destroying dreams and ambitions once again...

  14. Firm

    Two days of binge drinking...the hangover. My god the hangover.

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Worth it?

    2. Firm

      Firm

      Of course. A hangover a great excuse .to have full English if nothing else

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Baked beans were in the slow cooker all day, had those with pancakes and bacon for supper.

  15. Firm

    Round 2.

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    2. Firm

      Firm

      ive just fell outta me bed. Ol/ Chan

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      thanks firm,

    4. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Can I watch and jerk off?

  16. Firm

    One more sleep until Stag City. Baked beans, Bloody Mary, quad bikes, Jagerbombs, shotguns, Sambuca, crossbows, Skittlebombs, arrows, nicotine, lager, chanting, pool, karaoke, trebles for singles, dance, charlie, strippers, casino, arguments, kebab, taxi, sprinting, sofa, sleep.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      he would take you, but you'd have to fit nicely in one carry on. If that is advisable, please bring your own saw.

    4. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      More alcohol and I'd be there!

  17. Firm

    UB40, Specials and now Toots and the Maytals all booked. Real Reggae year so far.

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Ye'mun!

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I am so envious.

  18. Firm

    Last man standing(of course) I foolishly put on a after-party. There is a lot naked people downstairs and the severed remains of my alcohol collection.

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    2. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      That sounds like my kind of Saturday morning.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Pics!

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      kool

  19. Firm

    St. George's day sess.

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Happy St G's. Have a pint for me, i'm still at work!

    2. Firm

      Firm

      Me too, mate. I'll be leaving any minute though. Fuck work.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i don't know what that day is, but i'll have a pint anyways... cheers!

  20. Firm

    14th May I'll be firing my first gun. If you don't hear from me after that date its because I've accidentally shot someone...or myself.

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    2. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      Firm,you have no

      W become men among m

      En.

      Dafuq am I talking about,you're a god above men!

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Come on, what sort of stag do would organise the piss up for AFTER the shooting range and quad biking?

    4. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Fucking Europeans need more guns.

  21. Firm

    I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer. Now I'm returning with gold in great store. And I'll will never play the wild rover no more...

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      Congratulations, my dear friend. Must be a good one.

      If I've interpreted this correctly, that is. If not, you were going to do it eventually, so consider this preemptive.

  22. Firm

    Earthworm Jim

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Only on the Megadrive!

  23. Firm

    Lost in Yorkshire somewhere. And I'm missing the Forest/Derby game.

  24. Firm

    My St.Patricks day: Working for an American company, driving a Japanese car, drinking European lager, singing Irish tunes,eating Turkish food, Fucking an Indian hole, sleeping in a Swedish bed...

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    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Did you wake up with an east-asian STD?

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Don't forget that Colombian Coffee when you wake up!

    4. Firm

      Firm

      Nurofen is really tasty...

  25. Firm

    "In my quest to try to make you understand the level of my unhappiness, I'm likely to use an awful lot of - what we would call - violent sexual imagery". Sums it up.

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Rape?

    2. Firm

      Firm

      Nah(kinda). Just work. Doing my swede in.