
danz0r
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I laso realised that I haven't made a topic in a Year...
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I imagined you lassoing wild horses while thinking about creating a topic... Now your update is just full of meh.
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I also imagined you riding a horse naked, swinging your penis like a lasso while shouting "yee-haw!" in an effeminate yet husky voice.
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You can't fight the swag
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I see what you did there vice....
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I know! Everyone has to pitch in and donate some penises to my bank! Think of it like donating for hungry children in africa, instead of money, its penises and like the charities it does not manage to reach them either.
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We will endeavour to get penises to your rectum ASAP!
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Thank you, I appreciate all the help that you give my rectum. I will make a public thank you towards you, also I will send you 25 fully trained and only slightly wild african child free of charge, usually I make a bundle of 25 for a dollar or 5 cents per.
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I was playing basketball and I smashed my finger and cracked the skin underneath the nail and its like a bit bloody and hurts like a bitch. do you guys know what I can do to sooth the pain? (the part the blood is under is the part where you clip your nail)
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I heard chopping your fingers off with a blunt kitchen knife will stop any feeling whatsoever going to them again.
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Your nail may begin to go black. Basically the nail needs to come off, but for instant relief, heat a needle and press it to the nail and you should feel relief. The needle needs to be hot as fuck so do it with a stove and hold the needle with something that isnt your bare finger.
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Actually I went to sleep yesterday and when I woke up today all the blood just disappeared only dry skin was left....
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Oh god I haven't been on here in ages, anyone miss me?
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Ooooooh... I smell a Massacre approaching.