GunSmith

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  1. Wow, an upskirt shot. The Snapmatic users are pushing the app to the cutting edge of functionality, it seems.
  2. Bandage that shit and get back to work. Man Rule No. Whatever: Use blood from a knife wound to salt your soup.
  3. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The mark of true health is to find it easy to laugh something like that off, my dear. Hope you made another one.
  4. Say what you will about us, but at least we're capable of comprehending common courtesy; for example, if your bullshit link gets removed once, don't continue to plague a community with garbled and vague requests.
  5. lol...two of the folks that shot your bullshit down were Australian. Americans are pretty stupid, though, I'll grant that. Here's a place that welcomes garbage such as yours with open arms: http://www.gtaforums.com/ Have fun.
  6. Bananas in her WHAT?! I SOLD YOU THOSE TAPES BECAUSE I TRUSTED YOU
  7. Please do not regurgitate your bullshit all over. If you get censored, it's for a reason. Take a hint and take your fruitless endeavors elsewhere.
  8. Wow. Insightful. Thanks, cudapie.
  9. GTAO is being a cocksucker. Me and R2 can't stay in a session longer than a minute without getting disconnected. Grrrrr.
  10. I come after I piss...weird.
  11. No, but at least he vented a deep unconscious desire. (Can I watch?)
  12. I'm all oat of weed, but we can still have fun, mo'fucka. Invite your friends when you get on.
  13. Mm, I love a woman that reminds me of the Governator. Oh, fuck, this isn't in the Asylum?
  14. I got yer "higher education" in my pipe here...
  15. I'm taking online courses to get a degree in How To Lift Weights and Not Eat Twinkies. Hope to major in that.
  16. Me and R2 successfully got a car into the Titan last night. We made it from LSX to the Vinewood hills before he died mysteriously and fell out. No explosion, he just died. Heart attack?
  17. GunSmith

    Selling Cars

    The only thing to do is wait an entire in-game day (or 48 real-world minutes) until you can sell another vehicle. Watch an episode of Gunsmoke and have a smoke break while you wait. Cheers. EDIT: Slowest hand in the East...
  18. Tried. Saguaros can't fit through my doorway.
  19. I just ate a prickly pear fruit. Would be a lot better in summer...probably delicious in granita form. Anyone have experience with these?
  20. "There has been lots of drinking, lots of stealing, and lots of punching my wife -- in the faaaaace! Don't do that! I am so stressed! AAAAAH!" - Don Cheto
  21. GunSmith

    GTAO Wishlist

    Add an interior cinematic cam to land vehicles.