GunSmith

Gonna replace all the accessories you got on the '04?

They did a great job with Blue Ark.

Level design looks amazing, even in-progress. I was taken back to San Andreas with that basketball court against the orange sky. <3

Do you?

"Pursuit of the almighty dollar", indeed.

Well, it's about time for a Rowan Atkinson character.

Home. If you ever make the mistake of coming back up here, River, there are plenty of photo ops in the Northeast that seem to be your speed; surrealism and decay abound up here.

Did you commission Massy to do the artwork?

Got some going, hashtag yolo. Want one?

The symmetry in that tree pic... You artistic bastard.

Harvested today. 16 wet grams. It has been awesome nurturing a living thing, even if it was just a fleeting experience. It was like briefly having a kid, except one that gives you weed when they move out. Hey, Troof, are these seeds viable? It yielded sixteen mature beans. Should I try my luck or just throw 'em on a roadside after the frost?

How old is your battery? Alternator okay? Also, that's the only pic of that model I've seen where it doesn't look like some impotent coupe.

Wow...eighty-six days have passed already since her leaves broke ground; with a few more sunrises, this plant's life will end. *sniffle*

Pleasures of the Damned is a pretty comprehensive anthology, if you're interested in sampling his poetry.

Nah, you'll rip the chintzy cord right out in your adrenal fury. Why do you keep the gun around if you have the hammer?? I imagine you're more inclined to ruthlessly club your foes. And maybe eat them as well.

You're fapping by the glow of your monitor late one eve, and a peeping prowler enters the window for a closer look. Your bat is far out of reach in the opposite corner; you don't have a gun. You do, however, have 50lbs. of bludgeon sitting next to your clean hand; instinctively, you snatch it up, taking care not to stain it, and swiftly dispose of the intruder. I want a 50 lb. keyboard.

All it entails is ramming a player through the wall with a truck, and you get instant VIP access??

Did one bounce off her head at ~0:43-0:44?

Cool piece, Jizzy, is that ceramic?? Also, before the lights went out, I was overjoyed to notice that some miraculous Christmas magic has graced the little tree:

I blasted a didgeridoo at it during the dark periods.

Hey, it's good for the soil. EDIT: Oh fuck, one of these seeds has a big honkin' Jew nose and is sprouting glasses. WHAT DO I DO Really?? I light-proofed the closet at night...I remember a few times I maybe let a teensy flash of light in to check the night temperature, but I dunno. Does tying them down stress them much?

Bollocks. Oh, well, I guess I will try. Do you know how it could have self-seeded? It never met a male plant. Is this an immaculate pollination? Will it produce holy seeds?

Holy Jesus. It went to seed. Will the product be decent if I finish the cycle?

God put that shit there, knowing you needed it.

Doing fabulously. We're in the homestretch!