GunSmith

Can a next-gener kindly give us Neanderthals a rundown of the new Snapmatic features?

What a beautiful game. Last gen, I had no idea it could have been better.

Blazing up at school...dafuq is wrong with people...??

'Dat instant when his glasses pop off.

A particularly stately cola:

No upgrades to East Los? Are you fuckin' kidding?

God, the foliage is photorealistic.

The Burger Shot bag entangled in the shrubs...wow...

Piece of brain?

Natch, partying is the best way to communicate information. Qd, care to party about this privately? Come to my party'eau on the Indian reservation (I'm part Partyaqua).

It is quite the party.

Which meat?! ...also, these flowers seem to be swelling before my eyes. This is the most fun I've had while doing nothing at all.

Thanks, y'all.

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Thanks for the lead, looks like people rave about it. Is GH's stuff organic? I'm looking to keep my garden true to nature (ommmmmm). Ever tried Fox Farms' bloom line?

Chuck, what'd you feed yours when they bloomed?

Seven players in the Holy See?!

Nonsense, Texans already have smaller brains. Study is null. ...also, she's getting hairier by the day: Soon, bud!

I wonder what'll be different about the integrated score...

I'M RESISTING THE URGE

Well, her pistils have just started popping. Sex confirmed! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfxBthfFkg

I have higher-spectrum light aimed at the fan leaves. This just hangs above for generally better brightness.

Finally got some proper lighting, which s/he seems to be loving.

Preserve?! That was somebody's yard. Nice silhouette shot with the 'coon.

Coons are some ballsy mofos. We had one coming into our back porch every night, not for trash, just for the sake of exploration. His routine eventually became so concrete that he'd keep it up even when the porch was full of people. Brian, them turkeys looked ripe, did you bag 'em?