GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted April 9, 2013 Pics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted April 10, 2013 I put an ax thru my thumb a few weeks ago, my nail is still falling off. Please, I need to know more about how the fuck this happened...what on earth were you doing with an axe, chopping wood? yes I can't seem to post a pic, imageshack can't find em in my computer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted April 10, 2013 I put an ax thru my thumb a few weeks ago, my nail is still falling off. Sounds gnarly :X Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 Uploaded with ImageShack.us There we go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 Gruesome. I wondered if you'd chopped off any part of your thumb, but it looks like the nail bore the brunt of the injury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 Mostly the nail, but it also got a chunk of meat under the nail which the nail sprung shut so it contained itself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted May 11, 2013 Never told my KO story. For the record, (just in case anybody didn't know) fainting and being knocked out are VERY different. Fainting for me happened from heat during exam season when I was a kid. I went right out after an exam and started playing an intense game of "british football" (American football without the egg shaped ball). Was walking along just fine and next thing I knew I was waking up with people around people. I'd fainted, all that happens is you remember everything up til when you faint then you're on the floor waking up. Weird but not THAT bad. Knocked out is worse. I was hit by a car (at a slow speed) and went over the bumped and landed on my head. Was out for appx 3 minutes and when I woke up its a lot different. I didn't remember how I got where I was or anything for the past 2 days or so. and had no idea what had happened or what was happening. There was actual video of when I woke up and its weird, People were talking but I completely wasn't aware they were asking me questions. I look around open mouthed and blink really hard for a few seconds. Really unsteady. Scary at the time and I had to go to the ER with a concussion but I was fine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xPRESTOMAGICx 2 Report post Posted May 12, 2013 I recently bit part of my tongue off. I was playing hockey (I'm a goalie) and I was ran over. I was taken to a surgeon, where they burnt the cut with a taser-like instrument. My tongue is slowly growing now, although I can't taste anything where the cut was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parker 97 Report post Posted May 26, 2013 I once sat on a pair of needle-nose twezers and they went 2inchs up my left butt check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imnotokay17 1 Report post Posted September 12, 2013 This one time back a couple years ago I met up with some old friends. These guys are major potheads so they were already blazed by the time I met up with them. If that wasn't enough, the smoked with me later that day. Anyway; It was pretty late at night and we were all very much gone. We decided to walk up to the local elementary school and just screw around. My one friend Joe had one of those big furry hats on with horns on it. For whatever reason, he decided to act like an actual Bull and start charging at me. I ran, but eventually just started playing along. I remember feeling like the Crocodile Hunter at one point, chasing a majestic Water Buffalo. He started running and I chased after him. He ran toward the swing set and jumped over one of the swings. I was right behind him and for a split second I thought what I was about to do might be a bad idea. But that notion passed in a second and I decided to go for it. I jumped but my aim was off and so was my balance. I ended up placing my foot on the swing. Instead of just getting off, I went to put my other foot on the swing. The swig started going up so I held onto the chains for dear life. As soon as I got parallel to the ground, I let go and fell. I don't remember the fall too well, I just remember getting up. I felt fine, I was even laughing. Then I looked at my hands and saw blood everywhere. We went back to my place and I passed out. When I woke up, I looked at my hand... And realized my fucking finger was bent completely upwards. It still is to this day. It sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parker 97 Report post Posted September 12, 2013 Cool story bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted September 12, 2013 I've had 11 broken bones at various times. but some of those breaks are the same bone twice. I have also had a knee reconstruction and a shoulder reconstruction. I have since stopped going outside. It's too fucking dangerous. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imnotokay17 1 Report post Posted September 12, 2013 Yeah, fuck that noise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parker 97 Report post Posted September 12, 2013 I've had 11 broken bones at various times. but some of those breaks are the same bone twice. I have also had a knee reconstruction and a shoulder reconstruction. I have since stopped going outside. It's too fucking dangerous. Australia will do that to ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted September 12, 2013 Mostly skating will do that to you. That and being really shit at skating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnalogKid2112 163 Report post Posted September 16, 2013 I had a fancy device that pushed a small amount of air into a wine bottle as you pulled for an easy uncorking. Worked like a charm countless times. Well, I bought a cheap bottle of two-buck Chuck and foolishly used it on that. The bottle exploded and cut straight through to the bone joint of my thumb and took the tip off my ring finger. I hadn't even had a glass. This is why I drink beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted September 16, 2013 well, the dirt bike skimmed the tree and my knee took the full force, shattered the miniscus (apparently that is possible), sprained my ankle and had a tibial plateau fracture, now I have a plate and six screws holding my knee together and it hurts everyday and randomly will give out. But I get medical weed now  http://hon.nucleusinc.com/imagescooked/3621W.jpg Well today I played captain idiot and tried to drop in on a skate board, my bum leg forgot to leave the ramp apparently and I came down hard on that leg, bending it way farther back than its been in a long time. Couldn't walk for about 10 minutes after and I'm still limping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayge 689 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 Not really an injury, but I guess it goes here: Yesterday I biked like 5km to someones house, went swimming, smoked etc.. nothing much. Stayed for a few hours, and on my way back I was waiting to cross a roundabout and I passed out, luckily I fell backwards so I didn't get run over. Luckily there was a cricket match nearby, so 2 dudes helped me to my feet and helped me cross, by which time I was fine again... Until I started to bike, so I decided to go slow as fuck. I think it happened due to dehydration, since I drank 1 glass of water the whole day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 Next time, drink your own piss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 smoked etc..I think it happened due to dehydration fucking cottonmouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayge 689 Report post Posted November 17, 2013 Nah, we smoked hookah and dokha, since it costs about $30/gram (of shit weed) and it's highly illegal here, as in prison for a minimum of 4 years followed by deportation for any amount. The strange thing was I didn't even feel dehydrated throughout the day, until that moment when I was biking back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted May 1, 2018 Another beauty to add to the collection. I’ll soon have more scars than Al Capone.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted May 1, 2018 Don’t jack off if a knife shop... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailokamil 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2020 Ouchies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sergey19891989 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2021 !!! Wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
