Massacre

I have a stage show where we do just that to a random audience member. That's almost like a play, maybe she'll be cool with coming to see that instead.

They just said on The Daily Show that they weren't planning on stopping. I'm going to take that wildly out of context and claim they said they would continue the show until they died. I'm also going to spread rumors that they changed their minds immediately following the interview. People were devastated over at 4chan.

Tonight's episode is a rerun of HumancentiPad. Looks like they're doing a midseason hiatus like other shows have being doing recently. Either that or they quit.

There are a lot of random changes in the background music, I never would have figured out the music was coming from the hula girls on my own. I stopped thinking about what the music meant once I figured out that a rattlesnake in the background music wasn't a nightstalker nearby. Good find, bOnEs.

Shit, these fucking hula girls are everywhere until you're actually looking for them...

I believe so, but I'm going to try and find a few more to be sure. Nothing in Repconn, possibly because I spotted the hula girl from a distance, and when I went to Freeside to investigate Mick and Ralph's, a Kings/Freeside Thug fight spilled into the store (one of the few downsides of my increased wasteland population mod) and interfered with things, but I'm sure I heard something near the pile of hula girls on the front counter, and I know I caught a little jingle upstairs near the hula girl on the desk. But, like I said, the hunt isn't over. I'm going to keep looking around, and try it on some characters that have Wild Wasteland and some that don't, in case that has something to do with it.

Well, that settles it, there's a third person that knows. Shit has officially gotten real.

Now I'm intrigued, I'll also be looking into the hula girl mystery, with my PC at full volume. Do you remember many places where I can find them. If it's not loot I can pick up, I tend to forget it exists. I remember 90% of the tin cans in the game, but I can't think of a hula girl spot for the life of me...

Between New Vegas, inFamous 2, Skyrim, and Saints Row 3 (No, I'm not fucking calling it "The Third." What the fuck is that?), I think I'll be good until the next GTA. And that's just the open-world games.

Cool. I've had my PS3 idling for a while, charging my controller (I get more battery life out of a pair of AA's, btw. How about a controller like that, Sony?), so I'll start sending you violent sexual messages right away. And yeah, if I end up getting SR3 for PS3, I intend on playing online. I don't think any of my Xbox brethren had SR2, so I never got to play online. I mean, I'm not going to play with strangers, strangers are douchebags. Fuck those guys.

It's entirely possible that they might change things up and put some actual continuity in the series, make an ongoing storyline to change things up. Or not. We may potentially find out next week. Or not.

It's a shame the co-op is just two-person, a mob of people would be epic. What's all this, then?

Well, I'll be rambling about this game in New Vegas-like proportions once it comes out, so you'll fully understand its awesomeness by the time you decide to rent it.

Considering that the exclusive DLC the 360 got for SR2 sucked undead donkey cock, there's a decent chance I'll pick up SR3 for PS3. Here's hoping I actually remember to do it.

I hate your job. Well, I hate the IT guys, anyway.

Check out the video I linked to above, the screens don't do these graphics justice.

Oh good, I don't have to hide the dildo chainsaws or take down the lynched black person props I have hanging around. No, really, they're just props...

That's odd. When I got on PSN yesterday, it let me reset my password right then and there. I got a confirmation email saying it had been changed, but I never had to log onto my email to do anything.

Nope.

The demo I saw for Mass Effect 3 made my E3. Everything else, I've seen already. And fuck, Twisted Metal doesn't look any farther along than it was at last year's E3. The big games for 2011 were announced early this year or late last year, it's mostly just demos at this point. No more new IP's, just sequels until we all die. GTA V in 2076.

Depends on whether or not you take your pants off beforehand. I sure as shit can't work a belt, button, and zipper on peyote.

Dead Nation it is, then. I already have inFamous and LBP, so it's between Wipeout and that other game. I would recommend inFamous to anyone who hasn't already gotten their two games, especially since inFamous 2 came out today.

Fuck AGENT. That is all.

Hands-on shit. Supposedly, there's over 300 hours' worth of content. Considering how long it took to wrap up Oblivion, I'm inclined to believe it.