Massacre

Fuck it, why not. *Produces drugs and booze, initiates meaningless internet friendship*

*Facepalm* PSN and Steam profiles don't exist. Either this guy can't spell his own profile names, or this is just a spam account posting gibberish for the lulz. I'm ashamed I didn't immediately figure this out. *Throws away plastic Junior Detective badge in shame*

I like that last banner, the image kind of looks like it's from a traffic camera, but, like Demon, I really don't like the font.

Fuck. Well, I was bound to run out of working ideas eventually.

That's awesome. Also, if the site used that layout, the moon should be clickable, with the size changing when you click it. Old school Easter eggs ftw. I need to learn how to do this shit so I can make myself useful. Might try my hand at making a banner, actually.

Maybe someone from R* would see it and they'd stop wasting time on other shit. There's no reason why they can't leave the new IP's to the other R* branches and just let R* North stick to making games I'll actually play.

There wasn't an "I don't give a shit, where's my GTA" option, so I didn't vote.

I would suggest finding a good worn paper-looking lining to put around the text boxes, so they look like posters. And for the background, maybe you could photoshop the shit out of a GTA IV screenshot (or just a picture of a New York street) so the brick pattern looks like it's actually a building. Maybe extend the brick pattern to the edge of the page on one side so it's not an incredibly narrow building.

I forgot about the alt code. So he only used it because Psycho was already taken on the old forums, then. Either that or he didn't feel like using it here.

I still don't play online...

He's a vet, he gets his own topic.

Sup, Zacko. *Waves*

It was in GTA IV. As I've replayed IV lately, I've become increasingly frustrated with Niko leaning in the direction he's turning, like he's a fucking motorcycle. Let's not let that shit happen in GTA V.

No, your battery pack would deliver DC and DC power is not that potent. 30-50 mA on the heart is fatal if we talk about AC power (120 V). For DC power, I don't know how much ampere you need in order to kill. *is googling* 300-500 mA DC power can cause cardiac arrest. So direct current is weaker? That seems odd, but ok. So i'd be better putting 100mA-500mA on the dial. What about the voltage for DC? I'm only asking this because I have no idea how a wireless Tesla alternative would work, unless Mass would like to explain. You'll want to use AC. Fuck Thomas Edison. Also, the easiest way to do a wireless version without copy/pasting one of Tesla's essays is an insulated sleeve worn under a pauldron, arm guards, and gauntlet with a few small coils (no more than an inch in length to keep them from getting in the way) running down the length of the arm. The battery pack (presumably worn either on the back or between the pauldron and the sleeve) would send a current through the coils, down the arm, into the pommel, through the handle (under the grip, of course) and into the coils and blade. An added bonus of this is that the gauntlet is a potent weapon in it's own right, so being disarmed doesn't mean you're unarmed.

Like I said here: I think the regular iGTA5 background with a brown version of gta4.tv's brick pattern and iGTA's layout would look great. But like I said, I don't know if Psy was planning on putting that much work into it.

Having an external pack makes for more arcs of electricity. It'll be pretty.

Niggas are gonna get sued.

Er, what I meant is that I am a fan of iGTA's layout, and if you plan on making extensive changes to iGTA5, then I would use that layout, with gta4.tv's brick wall theme and grey color scheme. Actually, now that I look at it more, I really like the iGTA5 background, but I still prefer gta4.tv's brick design in the center. I think replacing the blank grey part of the homepage with a brownstone design would look good.

If you do the "latest forum posts" thing, you might want to leave the Asylum out of it. Other than that, I'm a big fan of the regular iGTA layout, but I would remove the Latest Images section and use the Random Pic feature from gta4.tv. Also, the theme and color scheme from gta4.tv is the shit.

Looks good. If you ever decide to make a character to use it, slap some kind of awesome battery pack on him somewhere to use as an energy source. Since Nikola Tesla was the inspiration for this sword, don't use a cable to connect it to the energy source, just connect them with a bolt of energy. Tesla liked to operate with as few wires as possible, after all.

There are other weapons - sais - that works better for catching a blade. If you can catch a blade with this tool then you are Superman and you don't need a weapon. Fuck sais. If I'm in a sword fight and a motherfucker pulls out a pair of sais, I'm chucking my sword and using a warhammer simply for the sake of humiliating them. Besides, all a sai can do is catch a blade, there's not enough leverage to actually disarm your opponent unless he has a weak grip. It's just for looks. It looks better than a regular sword, and it wouldn't affect functionality. In fact, the wider, heavier blade would make for more powerful swings. Anyone who took a hit from that sword would take a slash from the blade, a shock from the coils (they are meant to be working coils, after all), and more than likely be knocked down by the weight of the blade. Though, I do agree about the pommel, and the girth of the handle could be larger (inadvertent penis joke).

I like it, it works well for a heroic character, and the previous versions work better for a grittier antihero character. Find a company working on a cyberpunk game and sell that shit. Also, I came up with an interesting idea for a game while I was dicking around with a zombie mod in New Vegas last night, so I've got a couple things if you ever need ideas for a game project with a supernatural theme.

It's functional. You get your blade caught in that, you're not getting it back out unless the guy you're fighting is too slow to take advantage and disarm you.

You wasted a lot of time and thought on something that took no time or thought to come up with. We're referring to it as "GTA V" because we don't know the actual title, yet. Yeah, no shit, it says "fake" in the title. They're also in the "Fan Art/Fakes" section of the image gallery.