Massacre

I want the Packer to have a functional ramp again.

I'll admit I miss rampaging through the city in nothing but a pair of heart-print boxer shorts...

Niko looks weird, though.

I need to buy a new graphics card anyway, might as well try this while I've still got one I'd be comfortable melting.

Chris Avellone's got a new avatar on Twitter. It ain't much, but it's something.

Looking back on my tank rampage, I wonder if my CPU could handle a similar rampage with this mod installed.

If I were the Hawaiian shirt type, I'd look a lot like Max when I hit my 40's.

The big open area under Algonquin where all the subway tracks intersect would have made a great deathmatch map if there were trains running through it. Dark and cramped with moving cover/hazards tearing through the tunnels every thirty seconds? Intense.

If my 360 could survive a N.O.O.S.E. Tank rampage with twenty-car explosive pileups, I'm sure consoles can handle GTA IV graphics with quality lighting. No reason why GTA V couldn't look like this. I'm still amazed how a simple change in lighting made these graphics jump ten levels in quality.

R* should've done what Bethesda did with New Vegas and had another R* branch do a GTA spinoff. More money for them, more GTA for us. I'm sure R* San Diego could pull it off.

I haven't heard anything about it, and Synch or bOnEs would have said something if they'd heard about it. Plus, Bethesda is still working on Skyrim, no way they could have done enough work on it to be worth announcing, not even by August. Just sounds like speculation.

I understand this as a wish for easier use of RPG's inside buildings. By the way, I don't understand the red part, perhaps a small change in the grammar would help. In IV, sometimes when you're trying to shoot someone who's too close to where you're shooting from (in this case, a window or ledge), you'll end up hitting the ledge instead, which is obviously instant death with an rpg. Other times, the rocket will spiral out of control after fired and hit something other than what you aimed at.

He meant "notoriety." Typo.

The Warriors.

It would be interesting to get a wanted level for listening to some chick taking a shit... Okay, I'm in.

This is the 4chan of R* forums, here's hoping that's not a problem for you. Welcome to iGTA5.

I let people photograph the door. Also, the fleur-de-li's are graffiti, there's a Cult of Cthulhu symbol under one, and a R* logo under the other.

I'm the iGTA5 representative, and trust me, you don't want to be called into my office. Don't even think about what's on the other side of this door. Also, fuck other gaming forums. All of 'em.

I like that Cole and I have the same dry hump face.

I want to tl;dr that post, but, punctuation, capitalization, proper grammar? This is too organized to be new member gibberish, I'll have to get high, grab some cheddar Chex Mix, and come back to read this.

This spam account is still here? Fuck, Fitty, you're slacking.

I wouldn't give a shit even if I knew what the fuck you were talking about.

So, they made a Japanese commercial to announce their pre-order bonus? Sounds good to me, time to go lock down that cat suit and octopus gun. Also, this pretty much sums up Saints Row 3.

Fitty, no! You don't want video, you can't handle it! Your head will explode!

I had intended to ignore it until all this got sorted but I went ahead and fixed it. Not that you need the rep at the moment, those samefag accounts are putting in some serious work.