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66 in three days? Looks like we'll have to give you the Marney treatment just to maintain the stability of the forums. It's nothing personal, we just need to keep your rep negative, or the forums will implode and we'll have to go back to the GTA-SanAndreas.com forums.

Doing Packie's missions again yesterday, I'm once again pushing for Boston for the next GTA. GTA needs more drunken Irishmen.

Sounds like they dissect you completely, then try to reassemble you, but lose your brain. How the fuck you're supposed to do anything without your brain, I don't know. Maybe they copied your consciousness into an AI and implanted it into your head temporarily. I can't wait to use my dumb courier for this DLC, having an intelligence rating of 1 makes for some interesting dialogue. Derp.

Yeah, but, Fitty loves me, he wouldn't downvote one of my posts. And the car windows were the last thing I was going to look at in that pic. I've been avoiding looking at Niko in all these pics and just focusing on the buildings.

I'm not worried about my rep anymore, but the least people could do is find a post where I'm being a dick and vote that one down instead. What the fuck did I do in that post?

It was in Vice City. I'd kind of like to see that cheat return, myself, if only because Niko wasn't as customizable as I'd liked. Really, I just hope the next GTA takes place in the summer, I wasn't happy with picking my outfit out of a selection of twenty jackets.

1:05: Some kind of energy halo? New helmet. 1:11: Glowing power fist. 1:12: Space skeleton? Fucking weird. I love it.

An unwarranted downvote? You're kidding. I'll have to get Viceman in here to correct this immediately. Yeah, I came in my pants when I saw this. What of it?

You say "you" like I actually supported any of the shit in here. I don't give a fuck about this topic, but people keep coming in and bumping it, long after it should have been forgotten. And any shit I make up, in any topic, I make up because it's funny. I don't give a shit about anything, so I rarely ever make any serious arguments.

If that's all you registered for, you were better off not registering at all. Someone lock this topic so it can finally die.

The first and third pic look uber-realistic, and the second one kind of looks like the art they use in the loading screens, I really like that one.

Indeed.

Well, if the world had gone with Tesla's ideas instead of going with that asshole Edison, we'd all have been wireless ten years ago.

Not until Fallout 3, that's when Bethesda got the Fallout license.

Fallout 1 and 2 only have a handful of connections to Fallout 3's story, but they have a ton of connections to New Vegas. But really, unless you're into top-down games with turn-based combat, you should skip Fallout 1 and 2 and just read the articles over at The Vault to catch up on the Fallout story. However, if you don't have access to a computer that can run Fallout 3, then by all means, go ahead and get Fallout 2.

Looks like I just need a new graphics card, then. If I can play this modded and on full graphics settings without melting my computer into the floor, I should be ready for Skyrim.

Yeah, but the lowrider mods were so much better.

Fuck, it wouldn't even be impressive if you could lift one of those off the ground.

I'm not even trying to be a dick anymore. This shit is real simple, take the time to make your posts legible. Please? I'm sure plenty of people already have. There are tons of mods for the 360, you just can't get on Xbox Live after you mod the console. Well, you can get online, but then they'll find out you've modded your console and you'll be banned from Live, then you really won't be able to get on Live.

The Hustler. Yeah, that thing was great. Shame you couldn't mod it at Loco Low Co.

Pointing out that his post was stupid and pointless is still technically on topic, we're all in the right here.

When I first came in here, I thought I was going to see this: With one of these slapped onto it:

Yeah, I'm going to have to look into this. I needed to upgrade my PC for Skyrim, anyway, might as well throw this into the mix, too.

The best part is that there doesn't appear to be any changes in textures or anything, just lighting. Meaning, if R* had put this much work into the lighting, GTA IV would've looked this good on its own. Of course, the PS3 and 360 couldn't handle it and it would have had to be PC exclusive, thus defeating the purpose, but still...

Especially this one: I need to upgrade my computer. Immediately. That shit looks orgasmically realistic. I don't think I can play GTA IV on my 360 anymore.