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    Agreed. Undead Nightmare was fun, but a zombie GTA DLC would be infinitely better.
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    GTA's always been drug-free when it come to protagonists. They might buy or sell, but they don't use (the only exception being alcohol and the adrenaline pills from III/VC). I wouldn't want to play as a piece of shit junkie, anyway.
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    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

    He's got a room in a gay brothel, they let him stay there because he does so well organizing/performing in the cross-dresser play they put on every Friday.
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    I fondly remember the time when I recorded the Vice City "mission complete" music and proceeded to play it any time I made a minor accomplishment.
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    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

    Here are the pics, if you haven't gone back and found them already.
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    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

    Nope. Unless you want to change him into his prison outfit or put his non-weapon-holding hands on.
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    Dreams

    Massacre replied to ViceMan's topic in General Discussion

    On the rare occasions when I actually do dream, it's very frequently about a zombie uprising.
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    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

    My Claude figure just got here. Ooh, free stickers!
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    That clearly is complete bullshit. Also, I would have to murder everyone working for all R* branches, because I would never be able to download a file that huge.
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    ... Gay's Guys are a homosexual street gang run by Gay Tony's brother, Guy. Sorry, I missed the apostrophe and capitalization. /save
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    80% of the world's population.
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    I'm less excited because I just realized I probably won't be awake when the trailer drops, and that's if the trailer even gets seen at the scheduled time; I'm still anticipating a site crash like GTA IV. No amount of preparation can safeguard against the kind of numbers GTA can pull in.
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    Don't apologize, I lol'd while typing that up. More than makes up for it.
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    Dyes? This just in: In GTA V we play as a hippie in San Fierro, Wade Moonfuck. Wade works in a head shop/hippie clothing store, making tie-dye shirts for a living - until the robbery. A masked gang member bursts into the store one day and attempts to rob the store. Finding only $40 in the register, the gang member steals a bottle of Wade's dye and flees the scene. Wade then embarks on a revenge mission unlike any other, meeting black people and gays guys along the way. Unfortunately, he dies at the end, never again getting the chance to dye.
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    Of course it was.
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    Meh, good enough.
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    The only thing keeping it from looking 100% official is that some of the cables on the bridge are faded out.
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    I'm just going to leave mine wherever it lands...
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    That's all that matters.
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    Saints Row

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other Games

    I'd rather just have Dethklok on the metal station, honestly. Can't stand Tim and Eric.
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    Well, since Ice-T voiced Madd Dogg, Love Fist could've become a proper metal band since '86 and formed a Body Count knockoff with Madd Dogg. probably won't happen, but it's an idea.
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    Saints Row

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other Games

    "It's even got an in-game radio station dedicated to playing content from Adult Swim. " is rather intriguing.
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    Why the [Excessively loud and obnoxious beep] is it censored? Also, memorize your lines or just make shit up as you go along so it doesn't sound like you're reading a script.