Massacre

Ooh, this is going to be fun.

ITT: We make Cy cry.

You're just jealous he has more chromosomes than you.

Poor kid. I hope you grow a real beard one day.

How delightfully droll.

Hey, a falcon guide. Now I don't have to open Google. *Assembles 'destitute' build*

Clean your windshield.

That's just some Gamestop employee's theory, it doesn't mean anything. It also has nothing to do with this topic.

Doesn't make any difference to me. I would never buy a WWE game at full price.

No, he has a Fleshlight inside of a giant toy robot.

The inclusion of Attitude Era stuff has my interest. Will be looking into this a year or so from now when it's cheap.

Done. Post-Apocalyptic, and a unanimous vote for five words at a time. Starting new topic.

Cruise control is reasonable, it came in handy a lot in SR3. Turn signals, however, are pointless.

No more poll additions. Tired of that shit. I'm letting this thing run until I log back in in a few hours, then we're starting. Didn't expect this to get to a second page before it even started. You guys want me to just delete this and start a new topic for the proper story, or do you want to just start it on page 2?

Added five words to poll, removed those votes. Re-vote, honkys. Also, in the event of a tie, I make the tie-breaker with my own personal preference. This ain't the FML, I ain't impartial.

Giving people a whole sentence will result in a less creative story. But, in the interest of fairness, I will add a poll to see who's a proud american and who isn't.

In Saints Row 3, you just have a phone, but because it's in its own menu, it's actually readable.

Whenever I feel like we have enough votes, or 36 hours, whichever comes first.

Never played, but vaguely familiar with lore and all that jazz.

Alright, proud americans, we're going to write a proper story, no spam. Because this is in General, and I'm a mod, and I can do whatever the fuck I want, spam will be deleted. We're going to make something epic. And by 'epic,' I mean 'mediocre.' Throwing a poll up to decide the theme, discuss that shit for now. After a day or two, I'll remove the poll and we can start the story. If you want a genre I don't have listed, say so, and I'll add it to the poll. -------------------------- Genre explanations: Fantasy - swords and dragons and elves and shit. Crime Drama - self-explanatory. Horror - self-explanatory. Would prefer Lovecraftian over boring slasher shit. Post-apocalyptic - either Fallout-esque or zombie apocalypse. If you vote for this one, specify which one you want. Science Fiction - Aliens, advanced technology, etc.

Since there is hardly any info on SR4 and the moment, I am going to turn the Saints Row: The Third topic into a general SR topic, and merge this with it.

Oh right, why a compass? Dumbass.

Go to a mail order bride site and direct them here.

The Kampfer was the cool one. You proud american. Also, there was one other I liked, but I can't remember what it was. Surprised I remembered the name of the first one, after over 10 years.

FUCK. *Throws hat at you* honky!