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  1. Massacre
    Holy fuck, that was horrible. No one even started rapping until 3:15. Even if they cut out the first 3 minutes, the song would still be average, at best, and that's if I'm being generous.
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    There has been no indication that the driving is shitty. You don't know what you're talking about until you're playing it yourself.
  3. Massacre
    Don't get my hopes up, you bastard. Also, welcome back.
  4. Massacre
    I had no idea such a thing existed. Oh my.
  5. Massacre
    If you don't, you're wasting its potential. Still, you can't beat a nice humidor.
  6. Massacre
    Things are being done. That's going to happen until these things are completed.
  7. Massacre
    I hope there's a mohawk. Franklin would look a lot more like Mr. T than CJ did.
  8. Massacre
    Brian, if I don't pay to starve African children, who will?
  9. Massacre
    50 cents a day, but we need that money for our starving African children.
  10. Massacre
    When explaining the customization (or lack of) for Niko, Rockstar pointed out that the current choices would ensure that Niko always looked like Niko. Now their point is further clarified, because that barely looks like Michael at all. I have no issue with this, but that's what they meant 6 years ago.
  11. Massacre
    You always look like you're frowning when you rock a 'stache like that.
  12. Massacre
    Michael looks like Max Payne. I can dig it.
  13. Massacre
    I always get a call from some perky, female recording from Gamestop, telling me there's a midnight release. My Gamestop has midnight releases for everything.
  14. Massacre
    I don't post in them, I only lurk. I've never made a post outside of /b/ or /x/.
  15. Massacre
    Yes.
  16. Massacre
    This is clearly copypasta, but I don't go to /g/ for anything but battle station threads, so I've never seen anyone else post it.
  17. Massacre
    They don't need to help them. I have helped them all. They need only pay attention to the forums and not be stupid. http://www.igta5.com...before-posting/ Also, punctuation is nice. Commas are all the rage nowadays.
  18. Massacre
    Special ability. Michael sits on the hood, Franklin leans against the side, and Trevor has sex with the tailpipe.
  19. Massacre
    Jesus Christ, people, just read the fucking announcement before you all get yourselves banned.
  20. Massacre
    Did something happen to Rick Ross in recent years? The last time I heard anything from him, he wasn't bad. His subject matter is better than most modern rappers, at least. I'd rather listen to a fat guy pretending to be a drug lord than some chocolate-dipped skeleton muttering nonsense for three minutes.
  21. Massacre
    I'd love to know where you saw that, since it was confirmed months ago that Packie is not in GTA V.
  22. Massacre
    Malwarebytes came up clean for me, and I haven't had my adblock on since I got the warning message earlier today.
  23. Massacre
    Personally, I'm going to the midnight release solely because I'll have another 7 hours to play it before I have anything to do that day.
  24. Massacre
    Same. Had to refresh a dozen or more times, nothing but 504 errors. I never said there was nothing wrong, I said the site was safe. No one is in danger by coming here, malware or not. Nothing bad is going to come of this, other than the staff having to deal with people complaining about this benign issue.
  25. Massacre
    The best option for hydraulic controls would be the Saints Row 2 route. Honk the horn with the left analog stick, then operate the hydraulics with the right analog stick. Honk it again, the hydraulics stop and the camera functions normally.