Firm
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Everything posted by Firm
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Like the show haven't read the books because well..I can't be arsed. Sex and violence is always a tasty combination. I especially enjoyed the cameo by Roxanne Mckee.
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I'll sometimes wear socks. Ya know for when I'm feeling wild.
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I kinda like watching NBA and NHL. Don't really know fuck all about it either but I love the frantic pacing.
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Sunday mornings are for hangovers only. Lol. Very nice. I like to wear nothing but my pink boxer shorts and aviator sunglasses whilst holding a half drank bottle of whiskey when greeting gods advocates.
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My years on the school cricket will finally pay off. I knew all them group showers were worth it.
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It's been sat up there for atleast 10 years now. Theres also a few soccer balls up there. I could spray turps over the zombies and then put a little on the ball and BANG! Fireballs! At the very least it would spice up a game of 5-a-side. I vaguely recall wearing a monocle for fancy dress night out many years ago. Fuck, need to find it. Edit: It wasn't a monocle. Turns out someone drew it on my face. Apparently I couldn't tell the difference.
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Intel The silly slow ones. Just for the entertainment factor. I think a one-on-one scenario would be a lot of fun, good stress relief. Refuge I will be stealing my neighbors transit van. I can keep plenty of supplies in the back, weapons, food, sex doll etc. I will be attempting to locate and rescue radio and Buzzcocks host Mark Lamarr (fingers crossed he's not infected). If the panic of the apocalypse has left the roads to cluttered for car travel, I think a loft would be a suitable place to hunker down for the night. The general plan is to keep moving. Rationing I'm totally unprepared for disaster of this scale. Currently my kitchen consists of baked bean, bread, cheese,worstershire sauce, microwave burgers and a frozen pizza. I'll be raiding homes and depots, hopefully they'll be a few pallets of water and food stranded on the high racks. Offence/defence I don't keep weapons around the house (assuming I'm home when the zombie invasion hits). The closest practical weapon would be a pipe that fits onto my hoover. I have a kubaton, swiss army knife and a couple of cricket bats which are kept in the shed outside. I've never held, fired a gun in my life so I'm assuming I would be a shit shot, I'd probably end up blowing my thumb off. Overall I would be pretty fucked. Cannon fodder for Dupzor.
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Yeah this is AA. I'm currently on step one - still get pissed. Hello to all the new people. Tea and biscuits are in the corner.
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Well this site only attracts sub-human rapists and devious lunatics.
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Pffftt There is so many. The Godfather Apocalypse Now Star Wars. My personal favorite has to be Clockwork Orange.
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Is he a self-employed plumber who often swears at traffic?
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White van man side missions.
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First name. Aaron Awesome, plain and simple. Considered by most to be almost godly in nature his dick is massive and his ability to pleasure women is legendary though only a few have experienced this righteous act of manlyness. They are known to be intellectual and breathtakingly handsome although shy at a first encounter. He has been hurt but due to his stubbornness he doesn't allow it to happen again. There was and will be only one. So don't fuck with an Aaron, ever, and make sure you don't misspell this work of arts name wrong, like Erin. That would be hazardous to your health. Last name. Cooper To give a cooper is to be sitting in the front seat of a car while feeling up someone in the backseat of the car. Preferably while their best friend is driving. Ermm, yeah, seems accurate. thefirm is not yet defined. Nor should it be.
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I don't think a fitting psychological profile exists for some of the mental case's on this website. Welcome new dudes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeyOnNple4M I love it.
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I've just started reading The Great Shark Hunt by Hunter S. Thompson. Enjoying it thus far, it's me making giggle my arse off. If you're a fan of Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas or Hunter's style of writing you will definetly enjoy this book.
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After a few beers the best laid plans will always go out the window.
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I like to believe hangovers are simply withdrawal. That's how I justify drinking the following morning, It works too. Best cure.
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Cause alcohol is more awesome.
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Happy hangover everyone! I'm currently enjoying mine.
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Welcome back Mello, been too long. I tried to find my old football sig not long ago, no joy though
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Currently on my fifth snake bite and black. Going down a treat
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The lovely Keeley Hazell
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I'm hoping the Wombles will clinch the number one spot this year.
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Tetleys bitter.
