Brian

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  1. Brian

    Misquitos need to stop fuckin 'round with my legs

    1. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Oh.

    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      The blacker the berry the sweeter the fruit.

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      The blacker the berry, the sweeter the Jews.

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  2. Brian

    Speaking of crazy I almost stuck my dick in one but she got mad at me because I mentioned another girl who I hadn't spoken to in months. I've known this girl for four days...

    1. Brian

      Brian

      Well I'm kinda glad she got so mad cause now I know she can't be reasonable during an explanation. Avoided that one like the plague.

    2. Bronson

      Bronson

      Spring is here again! Reproductive glands!!!

    3. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Should have still stuck your dick in her - crazy chicks are the best in bed!!!

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  3. Brian

    Only 47 billion dollars in my bank acount And only 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      are you sure, u look like a little Qdeathstar to me?

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      what the nigge.r faggo.t too?

    3. Firm

      Firm

      See me in Lambo. Camel SnapBack Rambo. 500 horses, Django. Two two chicken Nandos.

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  4. Brian

    Real GTA

  5. Brian

    My friends told the TGI Friday's staff it was my birthday today and the entire restaurant sang to me...

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      Time to find new friends.

    2. Bronson

      Bronson

      Sound like a bunch of dipshits

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      ur totes the 1rst persen evar 2 do dat

  6. Brian

    Just got my Apple Watch, what a cool little device.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      I thought you were selling it?

    2. Brian

      Brian

      I'm keeping it for the next two weeks to decide if I want to return it for a full refund or continue keeping it.

  7. Brian

    Fucking Chicago, roman candle streetwar

    1. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      All fun and games until someone loses an eye...

  8. Brian

    I'm ready to help get iFallout back on her feet

    1. Bronson

      Bronson

      Shut up

    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      yuuup....

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      the only thing to do is to post news articles, Brian

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  9. Brian

    Had an insane time offroading and fishing today, so glad summer is here

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      sounds like what i need to be doing...

  10. Brian

    When you see a doppelganger of your ex and a doppelganger of her friend at the mall. Close call

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      Too close. Paranormal. Doppelgangers must be killed. Go hunt them.

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      yeah.... but you are hoping

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Or a doppelganger of your current girlfriend and a doppelganger of your best friend... You keep tellin yourself that. :P

  11. Brian

    Witnessed a naked guy waving a machete at Costco today, then police and ESU (our SWAT) responding. They did a good job arresting him, no one was hurt.

    1. Bronson

      Bronson

      Did you have sexual thoughts? Don't lie!

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Where does he keep his Costco card?

  12. Brian

    Nothing better than leftover birthday blueberry pie

    1. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Except fresh birthday pie.

  13. Brian

    So it looks like starting today I can buy M rated games by myself...

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      In the UK you'd still be too young to play GTA. GTFO LOC!

    2. Bronson

      Bronson

      I say fagot. Fagot.

    3. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      Well good for you..want a cookie?

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  14. Brian

    You're all fucking honkys

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i ain't no honky, i'm a nigga...

    2. Brian

      Brian

      ˈtʃɔːk

    3. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      I like toast

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  15. Brian

    Pamela Geller for pres

    1. Grove

      Grove

      Waka flocka for pres

    2. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Do you have to be a cunt to run for president?

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Nah but I'm all for anti islamics

  16. Brian

    Waka is now running for president

    1. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Is he old enough?

    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      ...pacman??

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      Better than Hillary.

  17. Brian

    Fun day in Manhattan today, some nice cars this year at the Auto show.

    1. Graffitigirl

      Graffitigirl

      I was there on the exact same day as you.

  18. Brian

    I never got to be the mayor of titty city

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      That is some punk ass bullshit man...

    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      ^^This could be overheard in LS. Sounded like a pedestrian dialogue.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      It's from the Ben show.

  19. Brian

    Bought a GoPro Hero 4 Silver today, love the timelapse mode. Can't wait to take it shark fishing/scuba diving this summer.

    1. Graffitigirl

      Graffitigirl

      wow I need one of these

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      You can get a 3+ silver for around a 100 used...

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Couple of aerials I took

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  20. Brian

    Starting Spring Break off with Good Eats marathons.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      and a healthy dose of masturbation.

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Alton Brown is a food nerd, and therefore my hero.

  21. Brian

    today we watched a documentary on the whale and dolphin slaughters in japan. i got so upset i wanted to change my degree in college to whale conservation, aka feminist studies

  22. Brian

    Jag må ha nittionio problem men en hora äro icke en av dem

    1. Brian

      Brian

      Words of wisdom I saw somewhere from a Swedish guy

  23. Brian

    Formerely known as Mousecop.

  24. Brian

    Amaretto and vodka is a good mix

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      add some half and half and, what ace said...

    2. Brian

      Brian

      I made a drink with amaretto half and half and coke, tasted a bit like a root beer float

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Dr. Pepper shots...you amateurs.

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  25. Brian

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