GunSmith

ATMs can hold a fair bit of money (as five minutes of interwebz research just told me), so I'm left to wonder -- will we be able to crack open ATMs to make a quick profit?

Stealing the uniforms of armored transport personnel? Most definitely.

That's a novel disguise. Aside from the overflowing duffel bags over the shoulders and in each hand.

I'm hyped for a cooking minigame.

The fix for your misfortunes is simple: Don't eat at Wendy's or Ruby Tuesday.

That's what you get for going to Ruby Tuesday.

Don't apologize, mate. I wasn't bothered by it, just wanted to break BlackSox's balls. He's got some great ideas in that wall of text. I hope to see the majority of them come to fruition when VI rolls around.

Thank you kindly, but it's not mine. I'm nowhere near that poetically gifted. It sure as fuck is unique, though.

Simple fix to the police attention -- get a new plate from a customs shop willing to provide one.

That was not at all unique.

No. The code would only work for the account it was activated on, unfortunately. Fear not, though. Your brother can get the blimp off of PSN for a very cheap price (probably a dollar or so, if not free) several months after release. The majority of the pre-order exclusive DLC will be made available after-release. Regarding Part 2 of your question, he'd only be able to use the blimp if he had the controller in his hand while you were signed into your account.

So, anyway -- what are you all looking for in GTA V?

I am a whore.

Every time you stifle a sneeze, the force of the sneeze cannot simply disappear from existence. It must manifest elsewhere, often causing a small creature to explode or a chef’s hat to fly off into the air. La toque blanche. The chef’s hat. Why is it shaped like a mushroom cloud? Because they both sure can cook. And why is a mushroom cloud shaped like a mushroom? Not many people know this, but out in the forest, right where every mushroom grows, there used to be a tiny Japanese city, so tiny that even David the Gnome could commit accidental genocide just by taking a poop without looking. Ironically, Gnome Poop is highly sought after in Japan, because of its mystical properties and because it tastes good on sushi, for people who can’t handle wasabi. Here in America, Gnome Poop’s mystique is somewhat overshadowed by that of Unicorn Seed! the hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film “Muscular Hooker 2”, Will Smith’s character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith’s mind explodes, and the movie ends. For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge’s own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp. If this were to happen, his will states that the entire McDuck fortune will go to his grandnephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and that his nephew Donald will get zilch, because nobody understands what the Christ he is saying anyway so who cares. As for Scrooge McDuck’s body, it will be jerked and eaten, as per Scottish tradition. Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy’s coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Now, you might think that eternal childhood wouldn’t be such a bad thing, Never-Never-Land and all that jazz. But no! Once your parents are dead, there’s nothing to stop you from eating nothing but sweets, as children are wont to do. And when your baby teeth have rotted away, there will be no adult teeth to take their place. Toothless, stupid, and unkissed by the spirits of puberty, you will be banished from Scotland to the only place in this world where an awkward man-child such as yourself can ever hope to be accepted— Ireland. You will live as a leprechaun. You will don a false beard and a green bowler and stand on the streets jabbering about a nonexistent pot of gold. When darkness falls, you will sleep in an alley on a bed of night soil, clutching a potato, which will be your surrogate mother. If you are found by leprechaun poachers, your only hope for escape is to mesmerize them with a sprightly leprechaun jig, and then stab their eyes out with your leprechaun stiletto. Then you must run away— to find another Irish hamlet, and the cycle will repeat forever until one of three things happens: 1. The poachers get too smart for you. 2. You starve to death. 3. The stifled sneeze of a distant someone causes you to explode and die.

Definitely plausible, but given the sketchy nature of the source (GTA WIki, I believe), my Bullshit Finger is very itchy.

The Mojave isn't particularly known for dunes. More for large, dry lakes along with cavernous valleys and jagged mountain ranges. I'd love to see a touch of Mojave in V's desert.

I know next to nothing of this sport, but I do know enough to recognize a dedicated fan.

Has anyone else heard anything about the CCTV footage outside of apartments? Also, I recall being told that the exploits of your fellow GTAO players can be seen on the in-game news; we're able to watch the action from the nose-mounted cameras of LSPD Mavericks. I'm inclined to call bullshit. Can anyone who is more knowledgeable confirm this?

Wow.

If they played in the Special Olympics, then maybe. But for now? Not a fuckin' chance, buddy. Are you unfortunate enough to be a fellow Clevelander, by any chance?

Given the high concentration of Latinos and Hispanics in Blaine County and Los Santos, I'd be happy to see some Latin-flavored songs from varied eras appear on some stations. Anything from Perez Prado to Santana would be nice to hear.

It's been stated that Rockstar seeks to leave the realm of gloomy seriousness that we experienced in IV, but to add a pilot-able extraterrestrial spacecraft is a bit too much in my opinion. It won't be a deal-breaker (unlike the trees...), but it'd certainly be surprising to see.

Yeah. Everyone knows Lenora's the aunt.

You couldn't take it past the height ceiling in SR, either. That didn't make it any less laughable and unrealistic.