GunSmith

No, they are most certainly not. Compare a Jersey Shore character to my late grandmother. You'll find that the differences between them are very clear and numerous. Also, this has nothing to do with food.

Shame on you.

You shouldn't.

He dissed my fuckin' pignoli. He's the ultimate mangiacake. Also, please do not associate Jersey Shore characters with "old-school Italians".

Why does Trevor look so different in that Brooklyn mural?

Yeah, I don't particularly care for that pic. Wish I had a better macro lens.

Please do, should the motivation ever strike you. I'd love to see what you can do with the post-apocalyptic theme.

Quit buyin' tickets, people! *shakes fist half-heartedly*

Yes, but it was fruitless with such a small take. Hopefully in V, you can catch a clerk off-guard. Maybe shortly before closing, just as they're counting up the day's profits and getting ready to go home.

I just find it hard to believe that grown men are paid like kings to play a game when there are many other, more worthwhile expenditures of that money waiting elsewhere in the world.

Are the players not grown men? Are they not paid millions to engage in what can fairly be called child's play? I've stated facts.

I'd like the option to pull into a 24-7 on a whim, make note of the camera positions, don my ever-present ski mask, and make a quick five grand.

'Dat 4th one from the top. Nice work.

How dare you curse my pignoli. Get outta here, you mangiacake. Also, the sausage that that pizza bears is the best in this country. http://loussausage.com/

Notice Michael's white pupils. z0mg zomb33 DLC!!11

Just stating facts, Qd. I hadn't known that you were so passionate about the issue. My apologies for any offense I may have caused you.

Pizza: Cookies: I ♥ my oven.

*you're

Oh, c'mon. You can't possibly say that that isn't funny. That gent is the living embodiment of Donny from The Big Lebowski.

Also, regarding baseball players being the "heroes" of children... Message to parents of impressionable kids who idolize sportsmen: "If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked." --Carlin

Even if my idea weren't voiced in jest: Not so, bOnEs. Once they see how their heroes become balding, irritable shells of their former selves, kids will want to be as unlike them as they possibly can.

You never cease to amuse me, Bounty.

Damn. I was gonna join, but I just realized that I'm a Saturday soldier and have no PS3.

I'd hate to have to bend over backwards in planning, spend hours casing a site, pay off several highly trained employees, and struggle through legions of armed guards in order to find a safe that holds twenty dollars and change.

I liked it better the other way.