ViceMan

I'll probably still get the 811, I did some rearranging of my garages and made some space for a few more supercars. Performance doesn't mean shit to me. I just went and bought the cheapest office, no upgrades at all, just so I don't have to keep reregistering as a VIP... and for the company of the receptionist - she keeps giving me free snacks which I assume is a precursor to blowjobs.

The 811 is meant to be shit; poor handling and acceleration. Plus that spoiler looks somewhat odd.

No, none of the cars added in the DLC packs are worth their price. Prices have been getting silly since the Osiris and T20, anything over 1 million isn't worth it at all - will that stop me buying one? Probably not. By the time i've saved up 2.7mil i'll see if every other motherfucker in a session has one, if they do I won't get one - I can imagine everyone will have one though. R* have fashioned a nice microcosm of society in GTAO - the corrupt cheaters and those with rich parents to buy everything for them get all the nice toys while those who have to legitimately grind their arses off for a pittance get fuck all. I think this was their master plan and one big in-joke.

I don't know whether to get a Reaper, I can imagine it'll be one of those cars like the Zentorno and T20 that six months down the line i'll get totally pissed off with and decide I hate the look of. I have the FMJ which I think looks much better TBH. I still reckon the X80 looks like a speedboat with wheels stuck on the side, if I can be bothered to save up 2.7 mil I might get one.

The only downside is you get 4 hours of VIP time, once that's up you have to wait 12 real hours to register again, apart from that it's win-win. Just make sure you're in an invite only session. Oh and if you log out of Online your VIP time doesn't decrease, it'll stay at what it was. Other tings to note: -You need 1 mil to become a VIP but the money is not removed from your account. -If you have multiple characters you can register as a VIP with them if your primary character is still in the 12 hour cooldown period, given that cash is shared across characters just make sure you always have => 1mil. -Sightseer and Headhunter are the best missions to do, although Hostile takeover and selecting LSIA is pretty easy with a Buzzard. -The Buzzard you can call for from the VIP vehicles menu is separate from your Pegasus Buzzard - meaning you can potentially call both. If you have the Securoserve Buzzard and it gets too damaged just call up Pegasus and request another rather than wait 4 mins for the Securoserve timer to cool down. Just alternate between the two as needed.

(Not really on the subject of random thot's but never mind.) I recently tried registering as a VIP for the first time; turns out some of those missions pay really good, better than Trash Talk (which is the best paying mission AFAIK,) plus there's no loading screens to worry about as it's all done in the free roam. Since I have a buzzard I can request one for free from Securoserve and it spawns right behind me. The missions are pretty easy, just blowing up targets and collecting briefcases - get 22-24k just for those. I've been doing them for a while now and my income has really skyrocketed, I easily got to 2mil and bought an FMJ. One word of warning, always make sure you earn an extra mil than the cost of the thing you wanna buy, otherwise you won't be able to register as a VIP again when your time runs out.

Lots of loading screens can be tiresome, doing jobs by yourself in an invite only session is ok because the loads are negligible... but doing Trash Talk repeatedly is getting boring, so yeah just an easy way to make money really. I'm on the grind to getting an FMJ, currently sitting at around 700k, almost half way, almost...

Assuming that map is fake - which I fucking well hope it is, what sort of size do you think would be realistic for the game world, 1.5x the size of Redemption, 2x? GTA V's map is roughly twice as big as 'demption's if Google is to be trusted so perhaps a lil' bigger than V's is possible. R* always seem to make their worlds so organic and natural, so much moreso than other devs, although i'd rate Bethesda quite highly.

Well you should before their values plummet, shark cards are expensive yo.

One thing i've just realised i'd fucking love in the next Red Dead is the settlement builder from Fallout 4. Imagine it, you're out in the wild west in the 1870's, you stop at an old dusty trail near a babbling brook. You pitch a tent for the evening under an old tree, taking in the scenery you start to enjoy the solitude of this place, you mark it on your map the next morning and ride to the nearest town where you buy some building supplies. Returning to the location you pick a spot for your cabin near the brook. Fast forward 10 years into the story and your settlement has a post office, a church, a small trading post, a stable and rampant inbreeding... yeah I think I want this, but it'd have to be done right. Maybe you are limited to building three or four settlements across the map, or perhaps you could improve existing settlements too, just not the way that Assassin's Creed does it please.

I (of course) assumed you were referring to your IRL supercar garage, which naturally anyone would part with in order to buy shark cards for GTAO... I know I did.

You sold them all to buy shark cards? It's ok, we've all been there.

Yeah it's definitely not enjoyable, i'm another lone gamer who really can't be bothered to be "good" at the game, it takes far too much effort to be good and it simply isn't fun. I usually play in invite only sessions by myself or sometimes in public lobbies where I try to avoid getting into some random fuckfest of a deathmatch like the old days of GTA IV online that involes constantly killing someone, being killed by them, respawning and killing them again. 9 times out of 10 if you so much as enter an aircraft some cunt will fly halfway across the map in their Hydra to blow you out the sky, I guess they find it fun being wing commander twatface and controlling the skies... I honestly think the Hydra was the worst thing to happen to Online, especially since you can call one up for $200 is ridiculous, the cost should be at least $100,000. The mission payouts are pitiful and the cars are so ridiculously overpriced, of course we all know the reason why that is, but it doesn't make it any less annoying. I guess a lot of the problems stem from the player base; I have honestly seen less hostility while playing Rust, a game notorious for its KOS attitudes. But that's what you get when 13yo kiddies play and think they're cool and gangsta just because they drive up to you in an armoured Kuruma and blow your brains out, then proceed to chase you around the map till they get bored because you're not shooting back and move on to someone else. That being said the only fun I can have in online is cowering in my apartment watching other players on the TV, racing around shooting each other up, flopping off of their bikes at high speeds and generally being laggy, screechy-voiced pricks. Again, Tuesdays and Saturdays are the only evenings i'm not around, otherwise i'd play with y'all despite refusing to get a mic, perhaps iGTA needs its own antisocial sub-crew.

The map is right up there, but it looks fake as fuck and I hope it is to be honest. There's a small portion of the old map, West Elizabeth specifically but the rest is new... i'm talking as if it's genuine.

My supercar garage is full, and I have no money - so i'm not buying any of them. Fack though, the prototype looks like some sort of land speedboat. The other two look surprisingly 90's designs.

Online needs a nice solo player, anti-social DLC where I can make money by myself, rather than doing what i've been doing for the last three years and grinding Trash Talk while selling gang Peyotes. For some reason though R* have got it into their heads that the whole idea with online is that people play together... the silly buggers.

The FMJ is one of those cars that's so ugly it looks beautiful (took me a while to realise why it was called FMJ too,) the Reaper looks pretty boring though. Still this is all irrelevant as I have 39k to my name and will never be able to afford any of it, nor do I have the garage space to keep any of them anyway. I might get a Rumpo though, if I can bear to get rid of anything... then I can put it next to my Gang Burrito.

Judging by the fact that 4 has a lot of the same problems or quirks as the last gen Fallouts i'd say Bethesda hasn't really figured out any issues.

I would argue the point about a non-speaking character limiting the story... But GTA III.

I tend to go more on the look of a car rather than straight performance. I think i'm the only person who doesn't have tacky neons on every single car they own.

It's amazing to think of the money i've wasted buying, modding, then selling cars in the past. I had the Zentorno, T20, Vacca, Buffalo Sport, Schafter, a rusty Rebel, the custom Moonbeam and many others I can't even remember. Then there's the cars i've sold due to not having enough garage space only for R* to release a fourth garage, then i've gone out and got again. I've said it before and it'll never happen but it would be good if there was an ebay type website in GTAO where you could upload your cars to so people can bid to buy them, if the car is popular you could make up to the amount its worth back or maybe more, or you could only get one bidder and only get $2000 for your T20.

I just grind Trash Talk and grab a gang peyote to sell from the vagos turf while doing it, they won't attack you during the mission and you can't get a bounty. Mission pays 23k ish if you take long enough getting the car and peyote sells for 12k. Its not that profitable and gets mind numbingly boring though. I sold my T20 as I don't really like it any more, I much prefer the Osiris. I bought an Adder with the cash and upgraded my Sabre Custom a bit. The Adder has become so rare and that's why I like it, every motherfucker has a T20. It's the same reason I sold my Zentorno long ago, although the Zentorno is ugly as fuck too which was good enough reason for getting rid of it. Also if you're on PS4 the community on here is fairly active, sure someone will join you for heists etc.

No other caravans were turning up because they were there though.I haven't been to Bunker Hill since but I wouldn't be surprised if they're all hostile.

Yeah i've always removed fusion cores from my power armour. Although I did once consider having a settlement with people in full sets of T-60 or Raider power armour, if only you could tell them to use it and get out of it rather than them just taking it when they feel like. Had to kill Cricket's brahmin Spot and her guards because they were stuck hanging around at my settlement after her death.

I want to make raised platforms surrounding a central pit, I gave up in the end as the curved corner pieces don't fit to the floor properly. In other news Spectacle was just assualted by a large group of gunners, when I was looting the corpses I noticed one of them was Cricket - who was visiting my caravan post. I didn't even know it was possible for her to die.