ViceMan

Yeah I don't know with half of these noob accounts whether they're genuinely being annoying and overly-optimistic or whether it's just for trolling purposes. But either way I don't really give a toss, they still garner the same response of "lol poor noob, doesn't know a thing" from me. It's like a deer caught in your headlights, you know it doesn't stand a chance but its only thought is "ooh shiney bright lights, I think i'll watch." - It's oblivious basically.

I'm trying to resist flaming here, cause i'm in a nice mood. So i'll simply say; I highly doubt you'll see the majority of your ideas in the next GTA, or even the GTA after that. But I guess you already knew that.

Wow, that was uh, original, I think your first paragraph contained one full stop, and that was at the end. What's so special about having exactly 92 missions, why not 100?

Wow, never expected to see you back nigguh.

I'm not up for grinding since increasing in rank holds no interest for me, but if the times are compatible with my busy schedule* I might be tharr. * - work, sleep, telly and PC.

Yeah it's meant to be the same here, they sell them for bonfire night and new years, but that doesn't stop silly cunts letting them off in the middle of a summer's day. Legal doesn't mean a thing to those people.

I never noticed anything like that while playing RDR. But the turning problem I had, while running I want to turn right slightly and for some reason it's interpreted by the game as I want to double back on the spot and go in completely the wrong direction. At least I think that was in RDR, maybe it was in GTA IV too.

Being sincere, i'll miss him greatly. His posts lightened my days and gave me a sense of reason. Am I being too sarcastic yet?

I spoke to Sam Houser and he said it's going to be set in Munich and the story covers three decades, following a father then later a son as they try to expand their small grandfather clock making business.

I think GTA V will be announced before Agent. R* need a game they know is certain to bring in the next wave of revenue, and GTA is their most established series. L.A. Noire and Agent are too new and unknown to bring in the big bucks, sure they'll make a decent amount because of R*s reputation, but GTA is the cash cow.

Those billboards were in the first trailer that was released for GTA IV, and there's been speculation ever since as to their true meaning. Could be just a reference to previous games, could be something more - hopefully in a few months time we'll find out.

Yes I had much fun in RDR not killing and skinning various animals.

Don't get my hopes up and then dash them against some pointy and unfriendly looking rocks. As much as I like the sound of it I know it'll never happen, so I refuse to get excited. The wait for real info shouldn't be too long now, a month or two hopefully. (I think we'll have GTA V info before Agent info somehow.)

The electroplating case wasn't as long as i'd hoped, but the beginning was quite good with the grainy filter while driving through the ash cloud with cars whizzing towards you. Burglary and fraud. (With R*s usual cryptic answers - "In a recent post by Rockstar Support on an official forum, a person asked whether Burglary or Fraud would be available in the future as DLC, Rockstar Support replied: 'We have not released all of the details about DLC and the full release schedule but we can guarantee there is more content on the way!")

Buuuh, it's still not been released?

I was also called that at times for my profound insights and philosophical ramblings.

Why yes indeed it is. tl;dr When I started playing a game called Jedi Academy online I called myself Darth Vice in honour of Vice City. But soon after I joined a clan and with my clantags my name wouldn't fit, so I mustered all of my creative powers and came up with the revolutionary and trend-setting name... ViceMan - the name that you know and love today.

The bums were going to be part of a mission to blow things up, and were going to have a "lead bum" called Darkel (I think) who gave you the missions. But they were removed after 9/11, along with the ability to shoot people's limbs off - that however remained in a cheat. I think the bum mission eventually found its way into the game though as El Burro's "I Scream, You Scream". You mean you never played Vice either?! Blasphemer! You really should play them as they are still great to play, and you'll be rewarded when all the plot pieces fit together, it'll give you a sense of accomplishment.

Now we know who has which role in your BDSM games, you're the sub. Does she step on your balls with a high heel?

To remove the classic car names like the Infernus, Stallion, Banshee etc. would be a crime, those cars have been part of the series since III. Also it's another opportunity for R* to take humourous jabs at real world car companies. Having real world cars would spoil the game for me, most other games nowadays have real cars, so in that sense GTA is unique.

Finished The Naked City and A Slip of the Tongue, out of the two The Naked City was longer.

The graphics were the shit at the time, now they're just shit. I remember the anticipation after I bought it; opening the case, looking at the manual, then putting the disc in my tight PS2 slot. Mmmmmm.

Done.

I hate sticky cunts.

Cute puss. And yeah there's no point trying to sell that, might as well keep it.