ViceMan

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  1. I'm glad we can agree. *calls off tactical airstrike*
  2. It was. I like the customization in Sims 3, but I'll never spend as much time with 3 as I did with 2. Oh yeah I liked the features from TS3, but the expansion packs are terrible compared to TS2s expansions - bug-ridden pieces of shit. Comparing just the base games i'd say TS3 is better, but as a whole TS2 blows it away. If TS3 had the expansion packs that TS2 had it'd be near perfect. I think I played TS2 more because I was younger then, I just couldn't get into TS3.
  3. I'm not saying your cars are bad, they're just not as good as you hype them up to be. There's a time and a place for that shit, sure if I was out in America or Canadaedadooda I might consider it... once maybe.
  4. And the cars there can't handle properly, barely manage to produce over 300bhp with 4 litre engines and are generally of inferior quality. Fo' sho'.
  5. Over here they're badged as Vauxhalls, very run of the mill, common as fuck. They're slightly superior to the Corsas posted earlier though, so you have that.
  6. The VC one is nearly spot on, I haven't played Sims in a long time. TBH the Sims 3 isn't that great. The second one was much better.
  7. I don't drive anything because I don't have any where to go, I can drive I just can't be arsed to. My dream car would be an Aston Martin DB9 Coupé (not the Volante) preferrably in Celeste blue. (Hey, we can resize pictures now... or at least I thought we could, but it doesn't seem to change the size once it's been posted... o.O)
  8. Best way is to insinuate he's Alex. That would explain why Alex bumped his rep so much, hmmm it's all falling into place now.
  9. Let's check the rota... Hmmm, the third Saturday of the month, it should've been QD. Tomorrow it's Demon's turn.
  10. Never played Revolver, are you telling me you don't have Redemption? Blasphemer! Cut his balls off!
  11. What can I do for you m'lord? Handjob? Pearl necklace?
  12. Oh no! i better like what vicey said so im not gay! Damn right you proud american!
  13. Just to warn y'all, do not fucking change the theme of the forum. I tried it and got a hideous error that basically fucked up my account. Luckily it was fixed by Duff, the downside of this is that I now owe him a year's worth of sexual favours... Now I know how it feels to be Pieface. :\
  14. I guess the only way we can rectify this error is to like something and then unlike it to show our displeasure.
  15. Yes! That would be a nice change of scenery from renaissance Italy, a ninja would fit perfectly as the role of an assassin because that's what they are. I would like there to be more of a day/night cycle in the third game, I can imagine running across the rooftops bathed in the glow of the moonlight, with the character's elongated shadow perpetually chasing him. Fighting a group of samurai would be epic too. It's been a while since I played it but I think it's a bit shorter than II, still long enough to be called a full game though. The gameplay has changed slightly from II but nothing major, so it's more of a continuation of the second game, IMO it's worth getting but II is still better.
  16. You should know we never play by the predetermined rules around here. When was anything used for its intended purpose in this forum? I guess a good analogy (lol anal-ogy) would be to compare us to a class of retarded schoolchildren; we express ourselves however we want, by painting our shit onto the walls, tracing round our penises on pieces of paper and trying to drug and rape the Barbie dolls. Some might call us "creative" but that's just a nice way of saying we're all fucking crazy, as long as we get the recognition we don't care what we're called really.
  17. But when we like something now it says "ViceMan likes this" so we can't anonymously give rep. Meh.
  18. So I was thinking recently of some ideas i'd like to see implemented into a potential sequel/prequel to RDR: If it is a prequel (which I think logically is the only way to go) then it should be set during the American civil war. I would love being in the middle of that conflict, doing jobs for both factions and taking all the reward while they mindlessly kill each other. It would be nice to be roaming through the wilderness and suddenly stumble across a battle going on, you could pick sides and earn some respect with that faction to possibly get a discount on ammo and supplies or even a unique weapon, of course you could just sit on a nearby ridge and kill both armies and take their supplies instead, in which case you'd have to kill all survivors or risk losing respect with both factions. These battles should be more than just AIs on foot shooting at each other, there should at least be basic AI scripts making them charge, some on cavalry commanding the battles, and even cannon batteries pounding the ground troops from afar. After the battle you could hitch these cannons up to a horse and steal them for your own use (it would be slightly unrealistic for one man to be able to deploy and operate a cannon but fuck it, it's a game.) I would also like to see Native American tribes perhaps have a small appearance in the game, as the last tribes struggle to overcome the looming expanse of the frontier around them, they could give you a few missions involving sabotaging the spread of America west and restoring their way of life. I had the idea that you have to carry water flasks around that you could fill up in towns, after several hours game time in the sun the screen would slowly start to sway and blur, taking another hour to reach full intensity, similar to GTA IV's drunk mode. It should take a while to happen so a not to get in the way of missions and such, but I think it would be a nice touch. Um, I had more but this shit's already taken up far too much room so... next time i'm feeling creating i'll bore you all with my rambling. TL;DR "Hai I um noob I wood like moer guns in the next game an moer bigger map 2 run arond in it wood b cool if thay did that an aslo thay shood put in moer thinks 2 do dont u agree if u dont u r gay."
  19. Nobody can see how much we hate Marney anymore. They'd have to go into his profile to see his rep.
  20. ViceMan

    AGENT

    Not what I was expecting really, they don't look that impressive. All we can hope for is that the game has changed drastically since they were taken.
  21. I have been meaning to get back into RDR (again) but I think i'll wait until the new DLC is released... unless of course GTA V has been announced by then in which case i'll be busy reattaching the withered stump of my penis with a sewing kit.
  22. *ignores original topic* "He am de Mad Dooby, he am make de sound-a like tis." *makes sound*