cuda

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  1. Like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense, you realize you're dead and the game doesn't exist. Magically, 60 something dollars show up in your wallet.
  2. I know I'm video game illiterate, but the graphics look like crap, imo. A guy from work plays battlefield and he says you can hop on a tablet or something and help your teammates and shit? I don't want to get killed by some guy in a tablet.
  3. I knew this game was going to be wank. I know these things. edit: holy fuck, this topic started almost 2 years ago, I feel sorry for you Handsome .
  4. cuda

    PS4

    Sir, I do not plan on getting such game. I'd rather wait for next gen GTA or something. Ffs, they need to come up with some new games, I was hoping they would remaster Skyrim, that would keep me busy for a good while until September/whenever new proper games arrive.
  5. As I've said, it's GTA for matrix wankers.
  6. cuda

    PS4

    Apparently twitch saves all streams: http://www.twitch.tv...uda/b/532465853 Nailed it pretty much everywhere, pro at this shit (except lock picking)
  7. cuda

    PS4

    This is where you ca find my horrible play: http://www.twitch.tv/phatcuda When the internet allows it, that is. Come say hi.
  8. cuda

    PS4

    I have never played AC, so, works for me.
  9. cuda

    PS4

    So, I've been playing Wolfenstein and managed to beat it yesterday, getting better at controllers slightly. The story is pretty good, although I still think these FPS games are too short - and this was supposed to be a long FPS game. Anyway, killing nazi robot dobs, nazi doctors, ruining a random nazi woman's face, it's a cool game. I Want to climb up the difficulty settings. Kinda sucks that there are still almost no decent games out. These two look pretty mint though:
  10. You could always set fire to the place.
  11. cuda

    PS4

    I have gotten slightly better at aiming. I found you can stream via twitch, which is the only reliable way to record your game (the only other option is to upload it to facebook,, wtf), so I don't know, I might turn that on and give you fuckers some cuda love in the form of nazi doctor killing (i'll probably just die a lot tbh)
  12. cuda

    PS4

    I had a friend over when I first played it, he was laughing like a child while I played - basically I run into the walls, can't aim, can't strafe. Apparently it should have been filmed, a grown man who can't play games and constantly shouts portuguese obscenities at the screen would do well in Youtube.
  13. cuda

    PS4

    Officially a person that plays video games: I picked up Wolfenstein too. First impressions: I can't use a controller for shit, literally feel handicapped. This is going to take a while to get used to.
  14. Yeah, it's pretty good. Quality deffo goes down as the seasons roll in though. "See you fucking morons later, because I'm going to Tampa to suck some titties."
  15. Yes it is, I watched the trailer and as Michael Bay's name rolled in I was like... not sure. I mean, if they were smart his name wouldn't even appear in the credits. Though we would know when everything started exploding.
  16. This game is GTA for wankers who like the Matrix.
  17. So, it's gory and it has that going for it, I'm a sucker for gory. But the plot is pretty wank and the concept is just cheesy.Guy playing Frankenstein just sounds like a cocky wanker. Sort of disappointing, sorry bro. I watched the film "Chained" - "Bob, a cab-driving serial killer who stalks his prey on the city streets alongside his reluctant protégé Tim, who must make a life or death choice between following in Bob's footsteps or breaking free from his captor.". It was decent, I like Vincent D'Onofrio so that's why I watched it. Also, sociopaths and overall evilness, that's also why I watched it. Surprised a woman directed it, considering the overall theme of the film, I don't think many women would go near that with a 10 feet pole. Basically you have Bob. A rapist/serial killer who kidnaps both mother and son, does the whole nasty thing with the mother and then is like "shit, I don't know what to do with the kid now, fuck it, I'll break him and make him my slave". Decent enough twist at the end.
  18. Can someone give me a good few reasons why this game is worth it? I'm contemplating buying a console by the time this is released, I've watched a few videos of this game, and it all just seems like another generic open world you-guns-police game (the whole hacking thing doesn't seem like a winning point) - and this is coming from a guy who last played a GTA game (or any games at all) since San Andreas.
  19. These kids weren't even playing music before the last album, it was just some really incoherent pussy screams. I was extremely surprised with the last album, because radios were actually playing the music, and now it's actually listenable (as in, you probably won't like it, but you can listen to it because it's no longer a skinny kid just doing grotesque pig noises). I have to admit, I kinda liked this last effort, not every day music, but it's still somewhere in my phone. Don't care what you pussies think #yolo.
  20. cuda

    PS4

    Basically I don't know why they released these consoles so early, it's been close to half a year now and there's like a handful of games for both systems - graettt.
  21. cuda

    PS4

    Just sort of waiting for a proper game really, might pick it up once Wolfenstein is out.
  22. cuda

    PS4

    As I learned from this video, the previous games were not open world. And look at those fucking monsters AND the bad guy/villain - it all looks badass.
  23. cuda

    PS4

    I tend to not care so much when it comes to video games, when I'm playing I just want to do that - enjoy the gameplay and have fun pressing buttons. Reading is a different thing. I'm really considering getting one of these things, so I might as well try and enjoy it from all angles, pay attention to the story and all that. I've been looking at games, Wolfenstein looked pretty good in the FPS grounds, I watched some guy play it for a while in youtube and it still has that Wolfenstein feel to it - IE, not a try hard shooter like fucking cod and bf. It apparently lacks online, which is disappointing. Another game I'm paying attention to from now on is The Witcher 3, don't know anything about the previous games, but that game looks amazing.