cuda

If I could go back, I would definitely get on that finance/economics party, cunts make way too much money, would fit my narcissistic agenda. I know a guy in NYU, math department (doctorate).

The one after this should be ever better, dat book 5 was good shit. Also, huge fucking cliffhanger and the end, I read the book like 2 years ago and still have those last pages printed in memory.

Should've become a personal trainer. be a shredded cunt and make people pay for help becoming a shredded cunt What the fuck would that have to do with engineering broseph? Personal training is a made up job anyway, if you can't figure out how to lift a weight or not to eat a twinkie, you need better help than a personal trainer.

Hi, my name is cuda, and despite people thinking I'm just a musclebound douchebag, I also hold an engineering degree.

Fine, be a proud american. I've started reading this:

Hardcore unix and SQL master, that's what I would go for, and plenty of money to be made.

Meant to post about my feelings in Emperor of Thorns and the whole Broken Empire series, just got the time. First of all, to add to Jorg's badassery: So yeah, need to add this to the list: Decapitates a woman just to able to use her head as a throwing weapon. Kills guards appointed to him because he knows they can't fight back. Has sex with a female Necromancer. Kills the pope. Yeah. Jorg is the one of the best characters ever developed in the fantasy genre, the story of the book starts great, but I think some of it could have been told better, especially as you head towards the end of the series. There are quite a few things that are hard to pickup (Ginginho, when did you figure who the Dead King was? Did you understand who the Custodian was? The electric chair?), the series success is undoubtedly due to Jorg, not the story itself - not that I'm saying the story is bad though. The First Law trilogy for example has a really superb story that just drags you in, in The Broken Empire though, Jorg is the one carrying you, I didn't really care about what would happen, as long as Jorg kept surprising me it's all good. btw Ginginho, just learned that there is a new book coming out in the same universe: http://www.goodreads...prince-of-fools

Yes, well, I'm happy to know that I'm no longer the only that enjoys ejaculating on game systems.

You really don't. We will all still be here if you don't.

Go into the store and ask for a Sega Saturn, when they tell you it's old and no longer in the market just ignore them and go "pshh, still sold out, guess everyone really wants a saturn". Casually drop kick a store employee and leave.

History has made it clear that R* puts zero effort into GTA PC ports.

this is all I need to know about this game. 'dedicated waaammmm' hell, 80% of these kids sound possessed.

feels good to be back home:

See, I googled that car and it looks ok to me, I probably like all cars.

If I was to drive a z4: Would my douche level increase? I'm looking for a very specific amount of douche.

Yes you should. I wish I had Jorg Ancrath in my life at 15, I'd be twice the badass today.

Yeah.

It's your first time in Europe, you don't want to fucking spend your time in some German woods with a metal detector. It literally sounds like something an insane person would do.

Yeah, you should really come to Europe and get a metal detector, yeah, ffs Brian.

You stupid shits need to watch FNL and see that little thing in a cheerleader outfit, comeback and tell me if your 17-year-old-selves wouldn't smash it with the strength of a thousand suns. And this all started because of that shithead Todd, or Lance/Landry whatever his name was in FNL. Fuck you and your face Todd, you look like a developed harlequin baby.

I knew Tara had it coming, but the damn cop? Useless character in the show. He came in initially as some sort of badass cop that was going to fight the MC, ended up in a corner masturbating, his wife died, and he basically stopped giving a shit altogether. They could have done a better job with him.

Dude, Minka Kelly is gorgeous. Come on now, be serious.

If you plan flights now, you can get very cheap plane tickets from Easyjet/Ryanair.

FNL was a pretty damn good series though. I really want to cuddle with Minka Kelly... and have savage sex after.

I liked Todd better when he was a positive influence on everyone else in Friday Night Lights.