I'm looking foward to everything
Tommy Vercetti jumping out a third-story window (wearing a salmon suit) on fire! he lands perfectly on his hands, and he hand-stands for a whole minute as a firetruck saves his life.
He gets back up on his feet, brushes off his burnt salmon suit, walks away slowly to the beach,
Everybody is staring at him funny, so he makes a chainsaw magically appear in his hands,
Kills everybody on the beach, as the song "Working For The Weekend" by LoverBoy is playing on a near-by portable Radio.
Tommy looks out on the horizon, it’s almost sunset, Tommy Heard a noise.
A bunch of Mud-Crabs came out of the water, all demented, Tommy grabbed a sword and started slashing them up into bits.
When he was done, a female Mud-Crab came out of the water, Tommy didn’t want to admit it, but he thought the Mud-Crab was VERY hot.
He slowly walked up to the still Mud-Crab
Something was running down his leg, which made him walk funny, he killed the Female Mud-Crab. He was glad he did it.
After Tommy was done killing, he looks down at his Salmon suit, covered in blood. So he takes it off.
Wearing nothing but boxers with hearts on them. The Police arrive with their sirens blazing. The Cops jump out and roll, (making their teddy bear suits dirty), their car hits a hot-dog stand and blows up.
Tommy takes note of this. He makes a mini-gun magically appear in his hand, and guns down the two cops with it.
"Poor Teddy Bears Suits." Tommy thought as he stared at the nasty Gun-shot holes in them.
Tommy then walks up to the portable Radio, and switches the station "V Rock" which was playing a song from "Love Fist"
He wipes off his sweat with the back of his hand, Tommy heard more sirens from the distance, he was a wanted man, Tommy didn't want to die, so he walks up to the ocean in slow-motion.
Tommy thought hard as he took off his boxers.
This was the only way he wouldn't die, this would save him from dying.
he looked at the gray but sparkling water, he slowly walked in, it was surprisingly cool.
Tommy slowly drowns and dies, which, when he did that, he saved himself from dying.
The ultimate sacrifice.
Tommy knew he wouldn't die if he drowned and died, he was his own savior.
A surviving Mud-Crab slowly digested his body as the camera slowly pan'd to the sunset.
50 years later, Tommy Vercetti was telling this story to his grandchildren. (Finishing with "Thats how i met your grandmother")