Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 18, 2012 The average depth of a minge is about 4 inches and my dick's bigger than that so it's all good. Dunno what the average depth of an arsehole is though. Oh and while you're here Mercedes, if a guy gets a hard on does that mean a girl gets a wide on? Normal depth of a vagina is 4 inches, but it increases depending on the chick's level of arousal. Asshole is about 8 inches before you run the risk of damaging your colon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 18, 2012 It doesnt suprise me of all people massy would no that. A wide on lol, u think u started something new. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted January 18, 2012 It doesnt suprise me of all people massy would no that. A wide on lol, u think u started something new. Heard it from that shit so-called comedian Chubby Brown. He's a fat bastard btw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 18, 2012 Deep-on is more accurate, and still not particularly funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted January 19, 2012 Re Mercedes forgetting to laugh: I kno, I have that affect on whiney bitches. Here is something you can't understand, how my iphone could just kill a man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marneyknuckle 30 Report post Posted January 28, 2012 Your becoming a woman its perfectly normal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 28, 2012 Re Mercedes forgetting to laugh:I kno, I have that affect on whiney bitches. Here is something you can't understand, how my iphone could just kill a man. I will let u in on a secret....i laughed...shhh dont tell everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 The average depth of a minge is about 4 inches and my dick's bigger than that so it's all good. Dunno what the average depth of an arsehole is though. Oh and while you're here Mercedes, if a guy gets a hard on does that mean a girl gets a wide on? Normal depth of a vagina is 4 inches, but it increases depending on the chick's level of arousal. Asshole is about 8 inches before you run the risk of damaging your colon. how the fuck do you know that? im scared, mercedes hold me. Average in the UK is 5.5 inches so ummm ur a liar.... 8 inches, when im like super rock hard, 7 and a half i guess on an average day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 The average depth of a minge is about 4 inches and my dick's bigger than that so it's all good. Dunno what the average depth of an arsehole is though. Oh and while you're here Mercedes, if a guy gets a hard on does that mean a girl gets a wide on? Normal depth of a vagina is 4 inches, but it increases depending on the chick's level of arousal. Asshole is about 8 inches before you run the risk of damaging your colon. how the fuck do you know that? im scared, mercedes hold me. Average in the UK is 5.5 inches so ummm ur a liar.... 8 inches, when im like super rock hard, 7 and a half i guess on an average day If you measure from the bottom it doesn't count it will always give a bigger perception. Also when you start learning about sex in school they'll normally tell you the depth of a vagina, I didn't remember the depth because I was always busy doing other stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 Normal depth of a vagina is 4 inches, but it increases depending on the chick's level of arousal. Asshole is about 8 inches before you run the risk of damaging your colon. how the fuck do you know that? im scared, mercedes hold me. Why the fuck wouldn't you know that? 8 inches, when im like super rock hard, 7 and a half i guess on an average day You do realize you're accomplishing nothing by hitting on Mercedes and telling her about your penis, correct? I can tell you, with 100% certainty, that you will not be engaging in sexual intercourse with her. Ever. If you speak to other girls like you've spoken to her, I'd be surprised if you ever manage to have sex with anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Nuggets 6 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 Why you hitting Grills bro thats not cool especially on the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 Why you hitting Grills bro thats not cool especially on the internet. I'd hit on grills if they looked like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 That grill is stupid unless you can drive it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 I have to say massy is right, i will not have sex with you, however if you ever thought i would then you a bit dumb. As for other women, i assume telling them how "big" your cock is doesnt generally come up (no pun intended) in conversation, if it does your doing something wrong... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 I have to say massy is right, i will not have sex with you, however if you ever thought i would then you a bit dumb. As for other women, i assume telling them how "big" your cock is doesnt generally come up (no pun intended) in conversation, if it does your doing something wrong... Even if it does don't be like a pre-teen and tell her it's as big as you're arm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Nuggets 6 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 I was thinking more like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted January 29, 2012 I was thinking more like this Well played sir, you have won this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted October 27, 2012 awesome topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 27, 2012 honky did you just bumb this shitty topic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted October 27, 2012 ... And I Still wont have sex with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted October 27, 2012 Bumping your own topics? Hmmmm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted October 27, 2012 Somehow I missed this scintillating topic the first time around. What made me snicker is that the link for "how to whack off" returns a YouTube video on how to Get Good Wood in GTA IV TLaD. Who's got a bat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted October 29, 2012 I b strokin, yeah, dats what i b doin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The AntiChrist 2 Report post Posted November 13, 2012 no girl wants me because i have a track record girls waking up with pitchforks in dere arse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iBeNiko 183 Report post Posted November 14, 2012 its morning wood just take a piss and it'll go away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
