Massacre

I made my own version in GTA IV. I would drive to the park or whatever slightly wooded area I could find that had peds in it, and I would fire my gun out the window to scare them and make them run away. My mission was to follow them through the trees and run them over. Worked out pretty well.

It's just that the jump from Fallout 2 to Fallout 3 is like the jump from GTA 2 to GTA III, you'd be extremely disappointed if you went in expecting anything even remotely like what we discuss in this topic. Fallout 1 & 2 are both good games, they just can't touch 3 and New Vegas.

It made the High Stakes, Low Rider mission extremely easy.

I would go straight to Fallout 3, if your computer can run it.

The Tahoma was the four-door, right? I loved that thing. Hydraulics (only because you couldn't just have the car lowered), dark green paint, and, uh, I forget which rims I used, but it looked great.

The Voodoo was in IV, minus the hydraulics. Fuck yeah. Also the Cuban Hermes from VC.

All of them. Every single topic on the forums.

I miss the Yakuza Stinger from GTA III (I also miss the Yakuza ), and the BF Injection (read: Beef Injection, for those who still haven't figured the joke out) from GTA III/VC/SA.

Yeah, I was going to have to pick up some PCP on the way, anyway, might as well grab some rock, too.

Sorry, homes. We can go around the corner and throw darts at the hobos if you still want to do something.

That sounds like a lot of trouble. I doubt he was talking to me, anyway. *Lays back down on couch, smokes a bowl*

The Vault says the new patch is up on PSN.

I still need to finish exploring the Vegas areas. I've scoured every inch of the actual wasteland, but the urban areas have so many doors and manholes that don't really stand out, its a safe bet I've missed about half the Vegas area.

Did you quote the wrong post, or... ?

Sounds like more fun than being a grown-up.

Their next game would have just been kangaroo boxing, anyway. I think EA Sports pretty much has the kangaroo boxing market locked down, so no money for R* with that franchise.

Yep. Hard to believe that in a couple of months I'll have been coming to Psy's sites for seven years. And I still remember the months before San Andreas' release like they were yesterday.

Fuck, I forgot about Max Payne. GTA V in 2014, then, if Max Payne isn't far enough along in development. I will be deeply insulted if Agent isn't put on the back burner until GTA V is done.

I can't stop picturing it awkwardly bobbing up and down in the air, flailing its arms around.

*Sends picture to Obsidian, gets email saying they'll implement it right away*

It's still a R* game, and they're not going to be hyping two games at once. They're not releasing a new game until the last one and all of its DLC is out. RDR didn't come out until after TBOGT, and LA Noire came out after all of RDR's DLC came out (whatever this last DLC is being an exception, but it doesn't sound like much). As long as they're still doing anything with LA Noire, we won't be hearing about the next GTA. And trust me, I've got plenty of complaints in reserve for Agent.

It's amazing how a few tweaks can make the jumpsuit look so badass. It'll look great on my ghoul serial killer, and it won't even clash with my White Glove Society mask.

Good. Maybe we'll get GTA V by 2013, now.

No, you're cool. Capitalization and punctuation would be nice (although you have punctuation most of the time), but one person can't fix all the typos in the world, so fuck it.