Massacre
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My dark elf (which is an amazing race, if you're into reading about game lore) went from pure magic to a magic/daggers/bow mix. I'll lay a fire/frost/lightning rune on the ground, then sneak around the corner and put an arrow in someone, back up, throw on my shadow cloak spell (from the Shadow Stone outside of Riften), and wait for the rest to come looking for me. One steps on the rune, him and anyone standing too close dies, they give up looking for me, then I do it all again, throwing in the Throw Voice shout when needed. Very easy way to deal with large groups. For magic users, I do the same, the only difference being that if I'm discovered, I pull out my daggers and go kamikaze, because I don't have the patience to have a magic vs. arrow battle with those cunts.
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I hate that you play as this almighty hero of legend with the power of the dragons, but a novice mage can just be like, "Nope," and block a dragon shout with a basic shield spell. It won't stop them from stepping on a fire rune and getting blown up, though. Fuckers. That's really been my only problem after all this time.
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What are you looking for in GTA5?
Massacre replied to Qdeathstar's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
I wonder how many of the new members whose topics get merged with another one just think their topic's been deleted. Kind of makes me wonder which ones are one-post wonders and which ones left because they thought their topic was deleted. -
No one has insulted you, we've just pointed out how bad you are at making shit up. Put "I would like" in front of your GTA V predictions and stop claiming they're fact, and stop saying that you work for Take-Two, and we won't have any problems.
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They will all be fake, unless R* themselves release the pics, and we have a topic for fakes already. Also, in the extremely unlikely event anything gets leaked, it certainly won't be posted on /v/ first. http://www.igta5.com...kes-piss-takes/
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And I'll brutally sodomize you without lube! And by that, I mean I'll teach you how to ride a bike...
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Fuck, I hate Steam. I told it not to update Skyrim automatically, and it did, just like with the last patch. It's not just ignoring what I selected, it's changing "Do not automatically update this game" to "Always keep this game up to date." So, if this patch fucks anything up, I'll let you guys know. Edit: So far so good.
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Calendar gay. Don't let that phrase fall out of use, it's my claim to fame.
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Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, and Sublime was the official soundtrack for any real stoner in the 90's. Of course, I obviously wasn't a stoner back then, but I heard all of their songs when I was a kid hanging out with my older cousin, who I didn't realize until much later was stoned all the time. I still frequently listen to them when I'm high.
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That's a poor example. That kid is barely a meal, and even worse, you'd get AIDS from eating it.
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Yeah, Fitty's *ahem* is pretty tiny. Why else would he get a job where he gets to handle a long hose? Compensating.
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You can be Mexican without living in Mexico. That's all I have to add to this topic. Oh, wait, I have this, too.
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Why do you QDs use Harry Potter as your example for using magic?
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Don't hate on Nirvana, you have no idea how hard it was to be a teenager in the 90's.
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Fitty's the one left of center, with the, uh, - sprinkles, I guess? - on his chest.
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What are the chances of San Andreas being released on the PSN
Massacre replied to Ludzidocelowych's topic in Other GTA Games
I find it both odd and hilarious that you can download SA from Live and not PSN. -
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bOnEs, the next time you're playing, if you have the cardinal robes, throw them on and let me know if anything... odd happens when you taunt or compliment someone.
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What are you looking for in GTA5?
Massacre replied to Qdeathstar's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
Just some friendly advice, if you come on this site and start making caps lock posts, I guarantee you that you will either be insulted or ignored entirely. But, we've had several new members who've registered, made one post, and never came back. If that is what you intend to do, then by all means, leave your post as it is and we'll forget you were ever here. -
That is possibly the dumbest thing any of our new members have posted, and that's saying a lot. Not that any of the shit you've made up has been believable, but even if it had been, "If u dont believe me send my quotes to R*. I work in Take2 products development," would have been a dead giveaway that it was fake, because 1. Take-Two has nothing to do with the development of GTA, it's strictly R* NYC and R* North. Take-Two is just the company that owns R*, they have none of their own people working on GTA, 2. You'd have to be a complete fucking idiot to claim to have inside info and then say what your job is with the company, because it would take no work at all for Take-Two/R* to find out which employee gave out information and fire them. Anyone who was actually working on GTA would know to keep their mouth shut about their position if they tried to leak any info, and 3. R* NYC and R* North are both based in countries where people actually know how to speak English properly, and your broken English just makes this fake info look even worse. Go find somewhere else to post your bullshit.
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Looks like a good way to dispose of my unwanted housecarls.
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It's not coming out on the Sony Xperia Play? Wow, R* actually fucked up, for once. I guess it was bound to happen eventually.
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You absolutely are. Whether this is a product of wishful thinking or just plain stupidity remains to be seen.
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Walking Dead - AMC Sunday Nights 9PM EST
Massacre replied to Stoic Person Eater's topic in Graphics, Media & Entertainment
Agreed. Agreed so hard. -
Prude.
