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You should look at some sales figures sometime. I would love to hear your reasoning behind this statement.

I think it was deleted rather than just closed, but is still listed in the new topic area. I am curious as to what the kid had to say, though. Nothing intelligent, I'm sure.

When you take tax into account, politicians would finally shut the fuck up about video games if one of them made $24 billion.

The whole point of this game is being able to explore and handle situations however you want. If you're playing, and you're enjoying yourself, then you're doing it right. Because this game is made by Bethesda, if you're playing, and you're not enjoying yourself, you're doing it very, very wrong, and you are fucking retarded.

You just seem to be doing as much as possible in whatever area you're in before moving on, regardless of the amount of xp you get doing it. Nothing wrong with that. When I played Fallout 3 for the first time, I spent three days doing everything there was to do in Megaton. Granted, I've played it enough that I can now do all that shit in an hour, but still.

You're doing extremely well for not having Fallout experience like most of us. You picked that shit up quick. *Raises a tankard of mead to D-O*

Not even R* can make Idaho interesting. Sorry, you're just going to have to accept the fact that you live in a horrible place.

I did, but was distracted. It would be a great basis for a mission. You have to remove your shit-covered pants and walk home in your underwear (heart print boxers, of course), taking alleys and side streets to keep your shame meter from filling up. If the meter does fill up, you are too ashamed to continue living, and you automatically pull out your gun and kill yourself.

Since I was speaking in the past tense, I was clearly referring to GTA IV, in which damaging my vehicle is the only reason I would ever have to replace my car, not running out of fuel. I also see no reason or potential enjoyment (this, of course, being my opinion, with other opinions being meaningless to me unless I explicitly state otherwise) in using a forklift as my escape vehicle when dealing with a 4-star+ wanted level, especially considering the exposed fuel tank (read: big fucking target) on the back of the forklift. As for the AI-related portion of your post, I never said that "no one on planet earth has ever been wasted while attempting to switch cars," I said that I personally do not know anyone who has had difficulty acquiring a new vehicle during a police chase. And yes, if you are given a car you can't get rid of, and you run out of gas, you absolutely are screwed. But if you are given a car that is low enough on fuel that that is a possibility, then the "feature" (i.e., curse) of re-fueling is being forced down your throat rather than being an interesting addition, which it wouldn't be in the first place.

Bumping this for people that can't use the search feature.

Bumping this for people that can't use the search feature.

Yusuf did want to franchise Maisonette 9, I don't think it would be much of a stretch to think that Gay Tony - and possibly Yusuf and Luis - could appear as minor characters in V.

I have never had difficulty doing any of that, nor have I heard of anyone else who has. I can't even remember the last time I've had a cop keep up with me, let alone make it difficult for me to get another car. The only reason my car even takes any serious damage in the first place is because I'd rather crash into oncoming police cars than go around them.

I suggest "purging" comments; hiding posts that have been down-voted, then making them viewable by clicking on them. Since most of the comments are fucking retarded, it would save a lot of space.

I found Bernie extremely annoying. Gay Tony, despite being a bit of a drama queen (no pun intended on the 'queen' bit) was a much better gay character, in my opinion.

Wow, that's got to be the most unfortunate them tune ever...

I actually wouldn't mind that at all, if only because I love the "magical negro" archetype.

It's not internet tough guy time, boys. Settle down.

Nice of you all to make my points for me while I was still typing them. The short version is this: When you consider the state of CJ's life at the end of SA (A stake in a casino, manager to an immensely famous rapper, yet forced back into the hood by his narrow-minded hoodrat brother.), there's a 50/50 shot of 2012 CJ being a more successful version of Playboy X or a sadder version of Dwayne Forge, an uninteresting character either way. CJ wasn't interesting in his own game, he certainly won't be interesting in someone else's story 20 years later.

Let's save everyone a lot of time and annoyance here. Give me a list of characters from the III era you'd like to see in GTA V, and I will tell you why they could not/should not come back. If you can provide a decent suggestion for which I have no argument, I will congratulate you extensively.

Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, and all game companies would lose millions if they went download-only. The vast majority of console game sales are discs, not downloads, and 90% of those downloads (excluding XBLA-/PSN-only games) are PC. Personally, I like the idea of games on flash drives/SD cards, since, last I checked, they go up to 64gb.

We've got enough shit posts in the GTA V section, don't encourage them to post more.

It happens. We still love you.

What the hell is that post responding to? That was completely random.

Well, you can use flash drives and external hard drives to store that info now, you don't need to wait on Microsoft.