Massacre
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Played ACIII a bit tonight to re-familiarize myself with the controls and whatnot. I forgot how shitty a lot of things are. Connor often refuses to hide in bushes at times when hiding in bushes is the only thing that can prevent him from being sodomized by a musket, he randomly turns and jumps from a three story building to the ground rather than onto the climbable tree branch I had him running in the direction of, and guards randomly attacked me when I had no notoriety and was not in a restricted area. Needless to say, I'm kind of leaning towards Watch_Dogs again. This back-and-forth is maddening.
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My worst qualities are what makes me likeable. If I weren't such a terrible person, I'd just be a regular guy and no one would give a shit about me. I'm glad to pass on the worst I have to offer.
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Pretty much, yeah.
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I really like it when new members know what's coming. They fit in better when they expect the abuse, and we end up with a higher-quality member. On the other hand, I feel like I've done some good when we get a bitch, and they slowly come to understand how we operate and become a quality member. Makes me feel proud.
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I'll see how Black Flag turns out before I decide whether or not I agree with you. They're probably going the way of CoD, putting a new skin on the same package every year, but if I play Black Flag and feel like they're still keeping things fresh, then I'll keep going back until I feel otherwise, or they use a time period or character that doesn't interest me.
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Hey look, it's that guy.
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Ironically, the reviewer from Polygon said the game autosaves too frequently, so you never feel like you're in danger. I think worrying about whether or not your progress is going to save pretty much balances that out. King Douche.
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"Finally accurately named."
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You've seen the game. The cities are overgrown with vibrant, green plant life. If the same happened to Cleveland, it would be the best the city's ever looked.
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Money (and things to buy with it)
Massacre replied to Samurai_tbag's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
It's sad to know that there are people who genuinely have taste that bad and would buy things like that in the real world. In the game, however, I will gladly buy Franklin every tacky piece of shit I see, because stereotypes. Edit: Admittedly, the brief look of confusion on someone's face upon seeing a golden, diamond-encrusted grenade land at their feet would be priceless. Before it exploded, anyway. -
I wasn't an online gamer in the slightest this generation, but this game looks good enough to make human interaction worth it.
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Wow, that looks a lot better than I expected. Definitely worth a try.
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I expect all of my Fallout peeps to get this. I'm going to need some cover fire while I run around shooting people at point blank with a shotgun and chucking molotovs. High risk, high reward.
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And we're of a bad temperament because we have a sense of humor and thick skin? What kind of pathetic, politically correct douchebags are you trying to recruit?
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We want people with thick skin around here. We want to say horrible, offensive things and then laugh about it, because we know that no one is serious. And we certainly don't want to play with a bunch of easily-offended pussies. That's no fun.
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Review The Last Thing You Watched
Massacre replied to Psy's topic in Graphics, Media & Entertainment
It's for the best. That guy's wife was way too hot for him. -
GTA V Animal Discussion
Massacre replied to asdfguy's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
You should do a bit of research on the word 'bullshit' and learn what type of situation calls for its use. You use that emoticon amidst very random comments. -
Nintendo telling someone to make better games. Dat irony.
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Yeah, he started Rev3Games after he left G4. http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQXR8pItAoKDAJSbphFxbrg
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HOW WILL WE PLAY V TOGETHER, Q? WE WILL BE PLAYING ON DIFFERENT CONSOLES. MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
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I love how Geoff doesn't even try to hide his disdain for the guy. I need to check Twitter and see if Sessler has gotten on his literal soapbox to rant about this yet. I assume he still does Sessler's Soapbox, at least.
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Well, I'd like to join, but every day you have events planned, I have to beat up a bunch of gay black women. Maybe if you move your schedule around, I could make a couple of the events.
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Very nice work.
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So who's pre-ordering GTA V?
Massacre replied to Matthew's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
Not a stupid question. In theory, you could pre-order the Collector's Edition in August, but good luck finding a place that hasn't sold out. -
So, Microsoft's response is to be condescending and hope that they can make their critics feel stupid enough to buy the Xbox One? Best of luck, guys.