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Status Updates posted by Massacre
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HEY BONES
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Fuck Bethesda.
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Miles Morales doesn't sell like Peter Parker does though. That's like using Terry McGinnis over Bruce Wayne. People just don't care about that character as much as the OG one.
I'd be so down for a Miles Morales game in the future though!
Ultimate Spider-Man gets overshadowed by Spider-Man 2 The movie game but I think USM was much better gameplay and story wise. Plus the Ultimate Spider-Man run is my favorite Spider-Man comic series.
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i'm just upset they couldn't even tease one of their new projects, which sadly means we could be a couple years away from actually playing something new from bethesda... kind of a sad thought to be honest...
i was lowkey hoping for a fallout 3/NV remaster... oh well
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Far as I'm aware Bethesda has basically disowned NV so I doubt they'll do anything with it. Surprised they remastered Skyrim but not 3, though. I guess it would have clashed with 4.
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Despite what the uneducated masses of the internet say, Mass Effect Andromeda is good times. We don't have a topic for it, and I haven't visited this site on a computer in nearly three years, so I guess there isn't going to be a thread for it, unless someone else here is playing it.
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i was gonna start a topic for horizon zero dawn, but i realized i'm the only one playing it so meh... i heard the facial graphics are a bit off on andromeda, but i haven't seen anyone complaining about the gameplay...
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We could still add topics for those games, it would be a place you guys to add photos, and might encourage other/newer members to post if they are playing it, might be nice to have newer games on the list.
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I've seen the fucked up facial animations and uncanny valley shit.
But apart from all that, is the game any good? I like the idea of exploring the galaxy and landing on planets and shit, but how does all that work? Do you get to actually do it yourself or is it all menus and zoom-ins?
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Warm weather, low toilets, and testicles should never occur simultaneously. I am now crowdfunding a snug but comfortable scrotum hammock that will keep your balls cool, dry, and nowhere near toilet water.
Minimum donation $10, a donation of $20 or more gets a prototype, $50 or more gets a signed prototype, and $500 gets a selfie of me wearing the prototype, which is signed.
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Rookie mistake. You always clear your bowels before smoking.
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What's your Bitcoin key?
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I only pay cash...
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Far Cry Primal is pretty fun.
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Far Cry feels all the same now. What made 3 so great was the jump and difference it was from 2. 4 was just a carbon copy of 3. And Primal looks the game without the guns.
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Welcome to every sequel ever.
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I had a lot of fun in 3, never finished 4. It was the same fun on a shittier map. Primal looks interesting, but even with the time shift it still seems to be the same game as 3 and 4. Blood Dragon was best.
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R.I.P., Alan Rickman.
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I always think of him from Dogma. o_o
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Me too. Perfect choice for the voice of God
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I despise A Christmas Story. It is one of the worst and most overrated Christmas movies I have ever seen, and I have no idea why it's so popular.
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For me, watching Bing Crosby and company in White Christmas whilst crafting confections has become an annual tradition.
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How have you guys not heard of this movie when it plays for 24 hours every christmas. I got to agree with you though
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You'll shoot your eye out!
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So, how 'bout that Star Wars?
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A lot of people seem to hate Poe Dameron. I thought he was great.
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I liked him. I'm also a big fan of the actor who plays him.
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They made my favorite character really stupid. Also, I agree with Massacre, Finn sucked. The whole PC push irritated me, and I'm pretty tolerant of that sort of thing. This chick who literally didn't know what a light saber or Jedi was can beat a trained sith? Fuck you, Disney. I did enjoy it though.
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Now accepting applications for my new clothing-optional preschool.
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We support all kinds of segregation.
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I'll send over my CV.
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Everything is clothing optional with the right attitude
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This is the best day of my life.
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Half this shit wasn't even on my wish list. It's all much much better than my wish list could ever comprehend.
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I now have a hard deadline for getting a PS4.
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Or a...hardline? Heh heh
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I fucking see you, Ast. Where the fuck have you been?
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Come out of the closet, Ast. We could be so happy together.
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I'd also like to fonder ast
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Or even fondle
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I am told that the update is live on PS4.
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Nothing on PS3 yet (1:20 AM Eastern US)
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It isn't out her yet (9:30am GMT)
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It's live now
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I feel like watching GTA V's credits is taking longer than it did to finish the game.
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Option A made me sad.
Option B, I was okay with.
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i watched it closely when i finally beat it on newgen to find psy's name... never saw it...
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I saw psy's name when I beat it on X360 but I haven't played the story on PS4 yet... too many new games...
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Okay, Bethesda, you win. I'll postpone my suicide.
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Liquids were running all right...just not down my face
WAKA WAKA
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L0L heart u GRL
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What's with this 4.7GB update for GTA? I know they didn't suddenly add actual content to the game.
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PS3 and PC didn't have updates recently. Unless you haven't played in a while.
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Haven't played since my PS+ subscription expired, shortly after heists came out.
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for some reason the update seems to keep track of the data from all updates... at least, like dup said, ever since heists... it's been around 4.7 for a while now...
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Fuck. Refreshed the page while in chat, and now I can't get back in.
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We should discuss these ideas in the mod forum. I'm interested in iGTA not being lost to the ages.
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Back in.
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BACON
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1:30 AM is the perfect time for yelling at your cat about how gangster you are, while shirtless.
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I'm not entirely sure there is not a good time to do this... now that I think, I'd imagine weddings and wakes would be less than ideal.
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Wakes are the best time to yell anything while shirtless. I screamed at the deceased about the money they owed me at the last one I attended.
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Now accepting donations for my underground casino/donkey show theatre. Grand opening target date: Holiday 2016
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Will the donkeys do tricks?
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Or suck dicks?
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Are they true donkeys or do you use mules like some other shows of ill repute.
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So... Age of Ultron is pretty good.
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Meh. I'm patiently waiting for Mad Max and Legend.
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I'm with Firm there. I like gritty drama, and survival genres (not to be mistaken for survival horror, all horror sucks in movie form imo).
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My favorite part of superhero movies is watching comic book readers throw a temper tantrum because they don't just plagiarize the source material.
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Re: Jared Leto Joker: Doing the same thing over and over is why there are only four good Batman movies. Two of those feature two very different versions of the Joker.
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all you need is the laugh... that's why mark hammill is still my favorite joker <3
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Leto will be awesome.
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I don't really get superhero films so avoid them, but I do really like Jared Leto and I'm confident he'll do a good job at it. He only needs to start making decent music.
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I found a pair of suspenders today.
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...being in a RDR phase right now...
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you bet your sweet* ass
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I cant wait to find my suspenders. I'll finally be able to use my belt to hang myself.
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PSA: Start a capture in the creator, and use that to test drive the new cars, since you can't currently access them in story mode.
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Or racing if you want to be paid to test them...
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That too. I just figure, create a capture from scratch, and you've got five of the new cars available, with the full map for text driving.
You just use the "test" option, of course, so you can change the vehicles until you've tried them all. Actually starting a capture would be a waste.
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I'm just too lazy to open creator...
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Seeing reports of characters' appearance changing, mostly female. Proceed with caution.
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Use a paper bag mask, to shame her.
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I have done that. My guy is now burgershot man with his white hazard suit and burger bag.
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My girl has been fine, no problems.