Brian

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Status Updates posted by Brian

  1. Why am I getting a notification for everything someone does, irrelevant to my activity? This new design is shit.

    1. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      The upgrade reset notification preferences.

    2. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      The notification sound is the worst. Especially when you've got some bangin tunes playing in the background at full blast.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      QD posted his seventeenth dick pic of the day, back to the asylum to check it out.

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  2. The fuck happened to the site, and the dark theme?

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      that's because there's no one in there :mellow:

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      We're up to 4, but only cause it kicked Ginginho. 

    4. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I had to make a work-around to get the link to show up. I'm sure the real link would tell you people are in there.

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  3. Senior prom was fun, can't believe it came this fast

  4. Anyone else ripped

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      There's an ointment for rips and tears. But you'll probably need that gaping asshole stitched bro.

    2. Brian

      Brian

      I don't have an asshole

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  5. 18 in 30 minutes... and no QD you can fuck off

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      I was just thinking what a twink Brian was when he first joined the boards, now, meh. take it or leave it. No real price there.

    2. Qdeathstar
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  6. I'm addicted to breakfast sausage patties

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      ...jimmy deans?

    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Dick meat for breakfast.

  7. Great victory from Trump tonight. Cruz is out.

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    2. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      So much to say, so little room... as long as whoever is elected rips up the TPPA... I hope it ends up Sanders v Trump...

    3. Brian

      Brian

      i have begun supporting Trump simply because I feel Clinton and the DNC will corruptly screw Bernie out of the nomination. If it's Bernie v. Trump I will not be 100% certain. I hate Trump's stance on climate and energy but that's about it. He's right about illegals (who cost us $113b a year), Muslims (where we won't let non-citizens in, it's been done before), and I'm not looking forward to getting taxed out the ass. Long Island taxes are through the roof and...

    4. Brian

      Brian

      things still aren't right here.

      Reagan was an actor, what made him qualified?

      And liberals and political correctness are literally cancer and it's destroying this country and generation.

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  8. Any cigar smokers want to recommend me something for graduation?

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    2. Rob

      Rob

      Have you tried meth? Cheaper than a cigar without the nasty side effects.

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Meth is overrated.

    4. Rob

      Rob

      Dude, you need to meth head harder. Try smoking it surrounded by amputees and midgets with limes disease. Works for me!

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  9. Didn't even realize February marked four years since I joined. Time flies...

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I used some of those maps but never ever looked at the forums.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      http://web.archive.org/web/20040122205200/http://www.gta-sanandreas.com/

      That's probably the earliest version I remember, definitely had the blue banner with very faint cityscape images in the background.

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      #12fuckingyears

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  10. Canadians, are you ready for legal weed?

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Is legal weed ready for Canadians? That's the real question.

    2. DiO
  11. 14th May I become legal

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      are you offering up your ass or what? You don't know it your straight until you've been fucked in the ass, and didn't like it. Just saying, New York is only a 10hr drive. Or, I know I reststop half way that people take less shits in. Up to you, let me know.

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      When you put it that way...how could he possibly say no?

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Swut I try to do... toilet bowl stew makes lube that while messy, gta the job done.

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  12. If abandoned mental hospitals are haunted how come the ghosts aren't retarded?

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      because retarded people don't know how to ghost, duh... it's the insane ones that do...

    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      You ever heard of Casper?

  13. Anyone know if it's ok to plastidip an entire car?

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Do it anyway

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      no. you won't be able to see while your driving

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      The engine may not like it, either.

  14. Went to a place in NYC called Eataly last night. Had veal topped with Fontina and Prosciutto for dinner. Went down to the market and got fresh made focaccia and a pound of Piave cheese. Also got to sample some really expensive soft cheeses from Italy (you can sample whatever you like before buying). If anyone's ever in NYC check this place out.

    1. TreeFitty
    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Pull-ease - a gay couple would never be caught dead in a tourist trap called Eataly.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Went with my gf

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  15. Fresh and smoked kielbasa, fresh babka, scrambled eggs, coffee in the percolator. Glad to have a Polish grandma for Easter.

    1. Brian

      Brian

      And pierogis

    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      I need a Polish nanny... >.>

  16. WWIII in my tummy

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Did you choke on an aids flavoured dick?

    2. Brian

      Brian

      Must have been a temporary thing.

      @Dup, did you choke on the sharia flavored dick invading your country?

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Nope, my gut's good. No spicy weiners in sight!

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  17. Brussels airport and metro suicide attacks kills at least 34, injure 130+. But muh Muslims are good people right? Trump's gaining my support more and more each time this shit happens.

  18. 100,001.6 miles is when I noticed I passed 100k on my car and I'm kinda pissed

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Fuck. Had the same thing happen on my work truck

    2. Truth

      Truth

      I missed 222,222, but I catch 420 on the trip usually.

  19. Nothing like discovering your best friends girlfriend is truly a cunt and he's blind to it on top of bent tie rods and s fucked alignment for my Tuesday

  20. Possibly pulling the trigger on a late 60's early 70's Mustang to restore with my grandpa very soon! Will keep posted in the cars topic as this progresses. I'm pretty excited

  21. Today was one of the few times my girlfriend played GTA, after killing a few people her first comment was "oh what pretty flowers!"

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      At least she didn't compliment the trees...

    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      So she plays it more than you? You on PS4 yet brah?!

    3. Brian

      Brian

      I've already got the Xbox One, it's all I need really. I'm not on more than two or three times a week anyway.

  22. Getting slammed with another foot of snow today at home, Florida was nice though.

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i was in tampa and st. pete earlier last year... loved it...

    2. Brian

      Brian

      If you ever get the chance to check out old St. Augustine. Beautiful city.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      one of the oldest cities in america, i bet it looks pretty cool...

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  23. I took my food and turned it into poo

    1. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      poo of the antelope

  24. Headed to Florida today

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Slay some gators.

    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      bye have nice time!

    3. Synch

      Synch

      Bring back 30 keys of Vice City YaYo

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  25. Why the fuck are used Wranglers so expensive?

    1. Brian

      Brian

      That should make them less expensive not more ffs

    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Welcome to the world of business. When a lot of people want a limited number of things, the price goes up.

    3. Truth

      Truth

      They hold their value pretty good. You can find a pos for a grand tho.

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