GunSmith

I like the Akuma. Customized, it has a nice acceleration to give you the head start in Races.

Exactly like that.

No shit? Man, that's fucking awesome. If that's the case, I hope to see some mo-cap outtakes floating around on the Internet.

Because we weren't able to buy property in LC.

Buddy of mine is ~Rank 50. Buzzards, etc. spawn regularly for him. Also, Bad Sport. If I leave a Race/DM post-lobby for an appointment/break/whatever, it's still considered "Bad Sport" behavior. Dafuq?

You'd be right either way. Aircraft spawn at both fields.

Two points to make. Firstly, I'm enraged that there's no replica of Seinfeld's apartment. Secondly, a friendly Michiganite stoner informed me over some Race or another that planning tables will be made available in the weeks to come. Can't wait!

If you can find a high-end car, rig it with an Ignition Bomb and present it as a gift/peace offering to a particularly annoying Voice Chat participant. Watch the fireworks if you must, calmly implement a few racial slurs, and leave the game.

Also a decently-quick Frogger at the Higgins Helitours pad in Vespucci. Noted. *packs bowl*

Sorry, mate.

The spawns at the Sandy Shores Airfield differ depending on skill levels. If your Flight skill is sufficiently high, you'll find Buzzards and Titans.

Motherfuckers are spoutin' Whitey's riddles. Who's gonna bust out some koans?

*bump* Lester Crest.

Warmed my heart to see this.

Why did things work out in this manner? Why not in another way?

Why are we here?

Don't piss anyone off.

I'm not entirely sure. I'd imagine that so long as you made the save before you entered any cheats, you could begin earning Trophies again.

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander Client Notes - Highly Confidential Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded. Occasionally makes complex choices. Keeps truly terrible company. Financially irresponsible. Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies. Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors. Lazy and solipsistic - then again, family is awful. Very into random speculation. Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered. Compulsive and repeat thief. Devoted yogi? Bizarre! Physically unambitious. Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way. Distracted. What a fucking mess! ======================= Eerily accurate in a lot of ways (save for that family/other bits).

^that^. The inclusion of GTAO brought it up to a tie.

How can I redeem my free garage?

No, seriously, that shit is the bomb. In summer, you don't even need to heat up a kitchen with an oven. In winter, you can satisfy your cold bones with a warm cake.

Point taken. Sure, the desert is pretty and all, but it's filled with fuck-all.

Homosexuals, trams...

It's not luck when you die in Ft. Zancudo and are spawned in Bumfuk, Egypt on that dirt road. Hate that.