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Everything posted by Post-traumatic amnesia
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I exercise bad influence on your dreams.
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Fat? I don't have mass unless I choose it.
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Stop being pseudocryptic.
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See? I exercise bad influence even when you're awake.
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Marney. As you might have heard, me is having issues with a landlord. I'm making a backup plan. Show me photos of your kitchen (also inside your fridge) and of your wife, I need to know if I want to stay at your place if necessary. I don't pay, but I am at least polite and I don't expect much. I bring my own condoms.
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Those are nice photos, but none shows your food and your wife. I want that fridge to contain Carlsberg and ham etc etc, and I want your wife to wear a French maid outfit. Would you mind sleeping on the coach in case your bed doesn't room three?
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The red coffee maker is his android wife...
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But but... I know that his wife is often helping him with replying to posts, especially on political subjects.
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Seems like my pc is frustrated with me over the tasks I assign to it. I wanted to email something big. The first 30 minutes was alot of disk activity, then it began to send it. But after 15 new minutes it has still not begun actually send data.
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I found out I can't send bigger emails than 64,000,000 bytes. I think that's about 50 MB. I tried to send 360 MB so no wonder it choked.
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First I reduced it to 150 MB, that the pc managed to handle, but I got a MAILER DAEMON message in return.
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Mailer Demon?
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I'm ready to terrorize you bunch.
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Marney, we've been through this. Demon is 63, if his parents are alive, they're much to old for you to have a threesome with them.
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No but I have got some medicine you might need.
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Yes, it is neutered.
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Landlord is nutcase. Why he so impatient?
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Your talk about shoes confused me.
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You no get confuse! You get cheap shoes now! Cheap, only 940 dorrahs.
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Ethnic-Multiplexes-landlord!
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Look I can type with the tongue!
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?!... The site said it cared about privacy. >
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Don't worry, i'm an admin there since I work for Massy. Your credit card details are completely safe with me.
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ViceMan, why did you send me some French guys Credit Card details?
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Notification: "Demon has replied to Qdeathstar's status" Bah! Like I didn't already know that!
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I don't remember writing these status updates.
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See, good job i'm here isn't it?
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Yes Mr. WiseMan.
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Nipples. I'm gonna have to do service on nipples.