ViceMan

A shrimp is just a tiny lobster (no I don't mean this literally, they are of the same order but different species.) The meat is very much the same.

Yes they don't respect the laws we have established, they flagrantly tout the rules and are often seen to be doing despicable things like vandalising phone boxes and pushing old ladies into oncoming traffic. The evil bastards.x

How did you get on in your GCSEs? A* in English I assume?

Yup, you've got your 5 a day well covered. There are at least 5 fruits in the Skittles alone.

Reminds me of an Ill Bill song.

Of course it is, it's a great DLC.

Had some nice food in Paris; confit of duck with a sort of potato gratin. The meat just fell off the bone and the skin was fookin' lovely.

No community can compare to ours, we encourage depravity and lewdness.

When I get back we're having another rematch, a nice slow game where I can take my time.

*looks at watch*

Chessboxing? *tussles*

Yes, at least I made that move knowing the outcome unlike certain blithering retards. All i've done is level the playing field. Now make your move you fucker. Game must be finished in 55 minutes. Going to draw on gtalgrl's and QD's games, never going to finish them by tonight.

We don't really care about naming other sites here... at least I don't, and i'm a special envoy for the iGTA5 council, you can trust me, I work for Rockstar.

This place is inactive compared to what the old site was like back in "the day".

Well, let's get this thing over with... and Brian's match too, going to pick up the pace a bit and be a bit more aggressive, and probably not as careful.

No results found. Have you validated via email? I see Marney's fucked off the chess site now, well, if the game isn't over by tonight then we'll have another "draw" on our hands.

It's weird seeing it the other way round, made me thought it was me who'd fucked up then.

Too late now, i've been playing for days and am owning Marney in our second game. Just gave his queen up for no reason, your fucking move.

Why are you so concerned about him?

Hey Tommy, lean over and tell Carl to put a bit more effort in.

You know what else is pathetic? You. Nasa created this thing with so much new technology. It could discover a lot of things that past rovers cant. If you're so critical of the rover, build one yourself, or have the ESA do it. If not then fuck off. i still have massage respect for the nasa foundation though keep up the good work. x my words and i believe that i said i have massive respect for the nasa foundation just saying if you spend $2 trillion on a rover wouldn't you want it to go maybe 1m a second that would be an alleged 'compromise'. Try walking at normal speed on Mars while taking photos with only 38% gravity and very little atmosphere to protect your body from explosive decompression.

No, I just like to do an initial Queen rush to see what my opponent does. Better get these games finished before tonight, i'm in Paris for 4 days from tomorrow.

Actually so do I now, I think most of them died on the way. It was a true comedy.

I've taken your little black knobbly item and penetrated your crown, what are you going to do?

So Neil Armstrong is dead.