ViceMan

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  1. Yes, my identity is very insecure. I don't want anyone to know my name is Stephen John Ferriday, 23, of South Ockendon, Essex, England... but no matter how hard I try to keep it a secret i'm sure some supersleuth will find out somehow. :unsure:


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    Was there some sort of competition going on to see who could stand with their legs furthest apart?

    It's a close call between Psy and the woman on the far right... But Psy's is more of a power stance, where-as her's almost akimbo!

    Yeah, legs apart, chest out like a manly-man. Rawr, I exude dominance. "Don'tcher fooqin' lewk at me wrong or ah'll bash yer 'ead in mate!"


  3. Now if this game comes out and is as good as they are saying, and mind you this is the only Rockstar title I've been iffy about, then I'll schedule a community gang rape so all of you can take out your frustrations and hatred toward me.

    I've booked you in for Friday the 20th of May at 11:45 am. Please arrive 15 minutes early to guarantee your position.

    Man, the day before my birthday, so go a little easy.

    I hope that wasn't a hint. *hides enormously large dildo-shaped giftwrapped present*


  4. Yeah Claude (presumably), Tommy, and Johnny are as non-foreign as it gets. :D How "foreign" you are in America is related to how long your family has been here. Now as for someone being "regular", I think we need these characters to be more than an average citizen to keep up with some of Rockstar's plot lines and over-the-top missions.

    X'zact'lee. We don't want a fat, sweaty, four-eyed computer nerd as a protagonist do we?


  5. *picture removed for the sake of people's sanity*

    huh, was just talking to Pie about that pic a little bit ago. Completely deleted from the old forums (gee, who would want that and has the power). Forgot about the yearbook.

    Poor kid, no wonder he's a virgin. Mop Tops only suit The Beatles Pieface.

    Oh dear god, you had to post the big version of that picture didn't you? That's why I posted the small one.


  6. Now if this game comes out and is as good as they are saying, and mind you this is the only Rockstar title I've been iffy about, then I'll schedule a community gang rape so all of you can take out your frustrations and hatred toward me.

    I've booked you in for Friday the 20th of May at 11:45 am. Please arrive 15 minutes early to guarantee your position.

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  7. I've given up saving for that fucker. And when I was doing the endurance races I was about 20 laps ahead, I was so bored I was trying to PIT the other cars and cause big crashes. It was fun making them skid off onto the sand and then watch them crawl back while being overtaken. Well, it subdued the tedium for a few moments anyway.