ViceMan
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Have it on DVD already, that'll do me.
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I want all doors shut and under the watch of my armed guards at all times, Viceman, you know that. As punishment, your back door will now remain open to anyone who wishes to use it for the rest of the week, even Demon. I expect my laws to be enforced in the most violent way possible, and you have failed me. Perhaps being violated by the annoying Swede will encourage you to work harder.
Y-y-y-yes sir, as you command. *removes masking tape and opens back door*
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It works for me, I just reported uh... someone.
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Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?!
I didn't realise she was showing any cleavage, I was looking at her face. But now you mention it, yeah I see it now.
Yes yes of course, you're married, you only have eyes for your wife. You were being a gentleman. You're a registered blind person. You were only checking to make sure she didn't have anything concealed down there (lol), etc.
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Amnesiac's friend me thinks...
Vicey your backdoor is only safe if you jam everything possible into it before he gets there. Then he'll have no room to shimmy in.
We'll try that one tomorrow, k?
Demon......Why would you think i was a male?
... Clearly my avatar picture doesn't look like i have cock and balls and i don't know what guy would have Crimson BUTTERFLY as their username.But thanks for the compliment.... The photo is really me.
Oh and...Yeah my parents were out, thankfully i locked all my doors and windows and put the security alarm on... just in case
It's ok, Massacre's still working his way through central Siberia at the moment. And once he's done there he's off on a tour promoting peace across Egypt, Libya, Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran. So you're quite safe... for a few weeks anyway.
*Returns to the forums*
*Replaces armored gas mask with leisure gas mask*
Now, what's all this about?
B-b-b-b-back doors sir.
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Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?!
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I still want my 50ft tall statue.
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Exactly, charity boobs are the best.
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Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash.
Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity.
The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too.
Thank you
You tell me this AFTER i've given you £10? And I didn't even get any boobs for it.
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*puts masking tape over back door* HAH! There's no way through that! Do your worst.
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You don't need to fear a visit from me anyway, I was heading for Vice.
*checks back door is locked* (If you get my meaning.
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Oooh, swanky.
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Demon......Why would you think i was a male?
... Clearly my avatar picture doesn't look like i have cock and balls and i don't know what guy would have Crimson BUTTERFLY as their username.But thanks for the compliment.... The photo is really me.
Oh and...Yeah my parents were out, thankfully i locked all my doors and windows and put the security alarm on... just in case
It's ok, Massacre's still working his way through central Siberia at the moment. And once he's done there he's off on a tour promoting peace across Egypt, Libya, Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran. So you're quite safe... for a few weeks anyway.
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Recent photo of me.
I'd smash that!
Too bad you went out drinking from 2pm and got smashed off your tits and left me home alone...
Quick! Demon here's your chance!
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Paperboy, I remember playing that on my sister's Commodore 64.
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I know, even Massacre isn't that harsh. He's like a gentle breeze caressing my scrotum by comparison.Hug me, brother?
*hugs in a completely masculine and non-gay way*
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Recent photo of me.
I'd smash that!
Too bad you... oh, wait. *walks away whistling nonchalantly*
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I'm far from a test dummy and no i'm not going to be asking for donations for anything. Even if i did you'd probably have no money to give... Oh noez i didn't..... >_>
That was just...
I don't know what....
Just....
I know, even Massacre isn't that harsh. He's like a gentle breeze caressing my scrotum by comparison.
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If you want my money, the African children have it all... go and beat them up and get it, and while you're at it enslave them and ship them thousands of miles to work in my fields please. It's the most politically correct thing to do.
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I have quite a few from different eras of my gaming life.
Early 90s - Sonic (Sonic 1, 2, 3 and S&K)
Late 90s - Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango)
Early 00s - Tommy Vercetti (GTA: Vice City)
Late 00s - John Marston (RDR)
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Resurrecting an artform.
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Nice photo.
I like the scenery. Are those animals eating sand and stone? lol.Swimming with the sea lions. Also did I mention the children of Africa need your money?
Waaahhh why is the picture so big?!
Pretty eyes! I see your buddy is agreeing with me and about to give you a seal of approval on your cheek haha.
LOL! The way you just "randomly" happened to remember that link is so funny.
I think we've not had cuter spam here before. Hitting on Psy's sister eh Demon?
He's only doing it because Koko doesn't post on here any more.
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I did, and I still didn't get any boobs. Not even QD's pepperoni slices.
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That's why I said "classic".
... Clearly my avatar picture doesn't look like i have cock and balls and i don't know what guy would have Crimson BUTTERFLY as their username.
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Oh noez i didn't..... >_>
I like the scenery. Are those animals eating sand and stone? lol.
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