ViceMan

I hope this is the sort of thing we can expect from GTA V.

Well the previous generation of GTA games were extremely easy to mod, most of it was in straight text files. GTA IV however I have no idea, but I have seen quite a few mods for it. You might want to view Dup'z post here. Although those specs are well above what you need, the RAM especially. Probably best to post in there regarding GTA IV, since this is strictly GTA V related.

I found the "Bullshit!" part funny... I don't know why. Maybe because it's so true to the game.

I'm the iGTA5 representative, and trust me, you don't want to be called into my office. Don't even think about what's on the other side of this door. Also, fuck other gaming forums. All of 'em. I didn't think you allowed photographs of your office to be published, I guess Mario Russo is chained up in there at this very moment for violating that rule.

Epic.

The name Seb rings a bell, you been registered here before?

So what, it's SA running on the RAGE engine? So have they remade the entire map themselves or converted it somehow? It looks the same as the original SA, so what's the point of the RAGE engine?

I didn't think of that. Maybe flaccid it is then... as long as nobody is offended.

So it's settled, is it more manly to do it erect or flaccid? 'cause I have a following to represent now and I don't want to come off as a limp-wristed nancy Tranque.

No that was Massacre. Although there was interest from D-O too, but y'know... he's poor and spends his money on booze. I mean look at the poor boy, he's wasting away to nothing.

Is that where we slap our penises together and look charismatic?

We're part of the welcoming party, but the fun doesn't really start until Massacre gets here with his bag of magic tricks. Other gaming forums are boring and have no sense of humour. *gestures with ball gag in hand*

Well, we all have some realistic idea of what to expect, maybe a few more fantastical ideas - bikes and more novelty cars perhaps. But don't expect jetpacks and jumpjets.

No it's just the way things are done 'round here. Trust me, you're not the only one this has happened to, it's standard procedure. Now stop squirming and put this ball gag in your mouth.

True dat.

And you still do baby, c'mon lets all be friends and have a jolly good fisting session.

Chill the fuck out. Put all your ideas into one LEGIBLE post and leave it at that, okay? You're just making yourself look like a complete retard. Hey, how comes I didn't get to post my reply to that, where did the post go? I was just about to go Stoic on his ass. And since when did I get my own fanclub? Help? I think the problem is everyone (well, some of us) wants to masturbate over some new GTA V info or pics, and as none have appeared we're getting hornier and hornier and want to rape anything that even remotely looks like a new piece of info. If you think things are bad here look what happened at the GTAforums, they've degenerated into conspiracy theories and nonsensical blabber about some photoshopped image, and now they're engaged in an orgy of mental mindfuckery with no apparent reason or purpose. Most of us know what to expect from R*s next game and can contain our urges. Some however just have to release their fantasies and spray the forums with their verbal cum, which is presently dripping down the wall and onto the light fittings. Now i've said my piece I shall say no more on the matter.

WEIRD. Makes me want to leave the website. Am I in the wrong place, is this another sick freak-show or something? No of course it isn't, we're all normal here. Now just pull down your pants and bend over for your initiation. *slips on a silky black negligee and locks the doors* Massacre, did you bring the Warlord Industries executive relief party funpack?

Stop posting links to some dodgy, unreliable site.

Just testing out my new picture. I can't be bothered typing R*... *cough* What is that, the ultimate Sim City game? It looks uber but for that price I could probably uh... *thinks for a moment* ... feed AIDS-riddled hookers into a meat grinder and sell the resulting pulp to school cafeterias and motorway service stations. *shrugs*

Hot Coffee all over again? I'm sure R* really want one of their biggest and most lucrative games banned.

Welcome, may I masturbate on you and make animal noises? "Moo!"

There's something not quite right about that smoke. I think the base is too flat where it's below the road surface, and also the top of the smoke plume is too defined.

Action failed: You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day Sorry, i'll get you up to 300 tomorrow when I get my next 5. Yeah, I came in my pants when I saw this. What of it? I didn't cum, but I had a little mental orgasm in my head... or maybe I sneezed. That would explain the sticky stuff.

That was only present in GTA III wasn't it? I don't remember it being in Vice or SA... or do I remember it being in Vice?