ViceMan

One is a treasure map for sure. But there's probably a fancier map on better paper with one of the editions, so people are wrongly assuming the standard edition doesn't come with one at all.

i bought it digitally so i don't get jack shit lol...

It's okay, we got the mapless ones covered.

Amazon has started sucking at shipping recently... two day shipping has slipped to 3-4 dayszzz

I'll probably just bite the bullet and stick with it. Reason I chose Argos in the first place was because I thought not many people would, so my copy might get shipped quickly. I fucking hope so anyway. Amazon have generally been pretty quick for me, but that's not on preorders. Even if you choose the cheapskate free delivery it's still arrived within two days (once on a Sunday.)

i went with Amazon Prime  if i dont get it on the day i'll be pissed.

I don't get it.

Dutch seems like the type of fellow to prefer a white whisky. 

Ah'll have a hWite hWisky.

Stop using logic and just give them your money.

I already did, just 10 quid less of it for a physical copy.

@dupz, you can but you got to remember to deauthorize the game before you leave, the real problem, as far as sharing games like you say, is the 3-4 hrs it takes to download them. 

Oh I only preordered the basic version, not giving R* any more money than I have to. Think all you get with that is the warhorse and some survival gear. The pain, i'm missing out on all those GTA dollars, I could've bought at least three items of clothing with that.

SUCKER!!!

i bet fitty gets a free copy lol...

*subbed, donated, and fondled...

Well, i ain’t got to that last part yet, but i’m working my way up to it....

all about the view count

Shit, if only I didn't have literally zero musical talent...

What's more is you can use the fus ro dah explosion noise for the drum beat too, it'd be a perfect fit.

You have access to some shitty computer programs, do it!

fuck yea i have! 

i love gta-series, my favorite R* group outside of us... they're legit, no bullshit rumors either... the only thing i hate is they support that dumbass gtamen guy by featuring him all the time, and/or hosting his streams... that dude's life revolves around R*, it's kind of pathetic... but it's good for business i guess...

I watched a few YT vids of VR gameplay. I didn't realize how much movement or actions you could show in LAN. Dancing, flipping the bird, etc. The action parts seemed clumsy but overall it actually looked kind of cool.

Yeah it's hilarious. ?

I got it done at the beach, lots of NPCs and cops there.

And to be clear they have to be headshots with the revolver right?

Nevermind just finished it. It was fun but should have been longer. Can’t wait to do stuff like that in RDR2. Just hope they’ll be longer in it.

me and the wife got it done, it doesnt take that long

Flying cars and jetpacks tho!1!1!!1!!

Seems like this is the SA cheat code dlc

I hope the hype train is ready to be refuelled, it left the station a year ago and ran out of coal somewhere in that narrow mountain pass. The crew have been shitting into the furnace for the past six months in a desperate attempt to get the thing moving, at this point we're going to need some sort of hefty explosive bang to generate the 1.21 gigawatts needed to reach our destination.

Yeah watch it be a little bit of new information and the cherry on the cake will be another delay...

That's it for this year's RDRII news blowout, be sure to join us again next year. We hope you have a safe journey home.

It's inferior to the Alpha IMO, it looks quite nice but it handles like a highly strung whippet with a bowel-seeking rat lodged up its arse. Even my race handling Rogue flies better than that thing.

i'll reserve my review until i've flown it... but i really like the look of it, and i only got to play around with it a couple times during one of those cargo jobs... it seemed fast and loose... i too like the alpha i took many snaps with it...

*scurries around falling over chairs*

R* figuring out how to rip us off online again?

#%+

Normally i'd have both, but there's only one space left in my sports car garage. I've tested both in the creator but still can't decide.

wait until after tuesdays DLC, there might be something else that you might like instead

Yeah that's true, but i'm hoping they'll add a 6th garage slot. If they don't then I don't know what i'll do, 50 cars simply isn't enough.

Mmmm, maple penises...

...oh sorry I got carried away.

Smoked bacon goes well with filet de Canuck, and maybe a nice brown ale. 

Not sure if hungry or aroused, now.

Preemptive combo taker^

I have sex with goats.

Brian, ain't you dead?

Nah Emmett, the other one, Carl.

Try a milder blue like a piccante

I love it when you talk dirty.

I read Dup's post where he said his character looked like Tony Montana and it made me want to do something like that, but again that's going on mafia style.

make ur father look mostly like your granfather, then crank your resemblance to your father. get no sleep and crank ur age. i did that to make an old lookin fuck. u get a double chin too. thats why my dude looks different than most http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9212/c4X_kNtp5kS8VOPyF7ooAw/0_0.jpg

I thought that was because of the glasses and bandana...

Vice, if you want an awesome, unique character just be me. That one of a kind feeling will soon kick in.

I like the Surano but garage space is limited. I want an Exemplar, a Monroe and a Vacca or Carbonizzare. I could probably forget the Monroe, but still i'm not going to have enough space. Why can't we buy separate garages in addition to those in our apartments?

I would choose between the Exemplar and Carbonizzare (I'd choose the Exemplar since it's 4 door), and then I'd choose the Vacca since it has excellent handling and I think it's faster.

My only 4 door car is my Sandking XL, might get rid of one of my muscle cars so I can get an Exemplar

People boost.

I'm level ~43, and I've done the criminal records on and off, 5 here 5 there.

still don't know how to flip people off.

Shooting button with your fist equiped in a vehicle

Qdongstar.

lol at dong

Well said. Indeed, see you all in LS end of the month!

They tried to dispatch mine on Friday, but as my bank account is empty until tomorrow, it's been put on hold until I verify my payment info.

Oh noes^ That sucks.

Lulz.