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  1. A lot of idiots on Reddit think you need to buy the special edition to get a map with the game, it's pretty funny.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      One is a treasure map for sure. But there's probably a fancier map on better paper with one of the editions, so people are wrongly assuming the standard edition doesn't come with one at all.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i bought it digitally so i don't get jack shit lol...

    4. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      It's okay, we got the mapless ones covered. :P

  2. Anyone had any experience with Argos preorders? I preordered Red Dead from them back in August because I felt like giving my money to someone other than Amazon for a change. But now i'm paranoid it isn't going to arrive on release day.

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Amazon has started sucking at shipping recently... two day shipping has slipped to 3-4 dayszzz

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I'll probably just bite the bullet and stick with it. Reason I chose Argos in the first place was because I thought not many people would, so my copy might get shipped quickly. I fucking hope so anyway. Amazon have generally been pretty quick for me, but that's not on preorders. Even if you choose the cheapskate free delivery it's still arrived within two days (once on a Sunday.)

    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      i went with Amazon Prime  if i dont get it on the day i'll be pissed.

  3. I hope there's a scene in RDRII where Dutch orders a whisky.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I don't get it. :D

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Dutch seems like the type of fellow to prefer a white whisky. 

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Ah'll have a hWite hWisky.

  4. Still cheaper to buy a physical copy of a game rather than download, what year is this again?

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    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Stop using logic and just give them your money.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I already did, just 10 quid less of it for a physical copy.

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      @dupz, you can but you got to remember to deauthorize the game before you leave, the real problem, as far as sharing games like you say, is the 3-4 hrs it takes to download them. 

  5. Did it, sold out - preordered Red Dead. Fucking R* forcing me to give them money.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Oh I only preordered the basic version, not giving R* any more money than I have to. Think all you get with that is the warhorse and some survival gear. The pain, i'm missing out on all those GTA dollars, I could've bought at least three items of clothing with that.

    3. TreeFitty
    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i bet fitty gets a free copy lol...

  6. Kinda sad searching for info on the nightclub DLC on Google, the first three pages are pretty much saturated with MrWaffleOnFor10MinutesFTW videos.

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      *subbed, donated, and fondled...

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Well, i ain’t got to that last part yet, but i’m working my way up to it....

    4. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      all about the view count

  7. Can't believe nobody has made a Skyrim cover of The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel with the chorus as "by the nine".

     

    That is all.

    1. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Shit, if only I didn't have literally zero musical talent...

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      What's more is you can use the fus ro dah explosion noise for the drum beat too, it'd be a perfect fit.

    3. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      You have access to some shitty computer programs, do it!

  8. I guess Dale Winton is being rodgered with a giant inflatable banana by devils now...

  9. Anyone seen GTA Series Vids LA Noire VR playthrough? It's fucking gold.

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      fuck yea i have! 

       

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      i love gta-series, my favorite R* group outside of us... they're legit, no bullshit rumors either... the only thing i hate is they support that dumbass gtamen guy by featuring him all the time, and/or hosting his streams... that dude's life revolves around R*, it's kind of pathetic... but it's good for business i guess...

    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I watched a few YT vids of VR gameplay. I didn't realize how much movement or actions you could show in LAN. Dancing, flipping the bird, etc. The action parts seemed clumsy but overall it actually looked kind of cool.

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Yeah it's hilarious. ?

  10. Anyone bothered to find this RDII revolver in Online? Don't know if I can be arsed to load up GTA to see what the fuss is about.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I got it done at the beach, lots of NPCs and cops there.

    3. Bronson

      Bronson

      And to be clear they have to be headshots with the revolver right?

       

      Nevermind just finished it. It was fun but should have been longer. Can’t wait to do stuff like that in RDR2. Just hope they’ll be longer in it.

    4. Pobjason

      Pobjason

      me and the wife got it done, it doesnt take that long

  11. Another overly military-themed update for GTAO... Huzzah, just what we needed.

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Flying cars and jetpacks tho!1!1!!1!!

    2. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Seems like this is the SA cheat code dlc

  12. Everyone get ready to blow your load then wait another year of celibacy. I'll get the warm towels prepared.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I hope the hype train is ready to be refuelled, it left the station a year ago and ran out of coal somewhere in that narrow mountain pass. The crew have been shitting into the furnace for the past six months in a desperate attempt to get the thing moving, at this point we're going to need some sort of hefty explosive bang to generate the 1.21 gigawatts needed to reach our destination.

      Edited by ViceMan
    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Yeah watch it be a little bit of new information and the cherry on the cake will be another delay...

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      That's it for this year's RDRII news blowout, be sure to join us again next year. We hope you have a safe journey home.

  13. Quick! Update the main page - The Howard has been dripfed to us on this glorious day... as if anyone cared.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      It's inferior to the Alpha IMO, it looks quite nice but it handles like a highly strung whippet with a bowel-seeking rat lodged up its arse. Even my race handling Rogue flies better than that thing.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i'll reserve my review until i've flown it... but i really like the look of it, and i only got to play around with it a couple times during one of those cargo jobs... it seemed fast and loose... i too like the alpha B) i took many snaps with it...

    4. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      *scurries around falling over chairs*

  14. Red Dead 2 delayed?! Who'da thunk it? Didn't see that one coming.

    1. CaPn bOnEs
    2. Brian

      Brian

      R* figuring out how to rip us off online again?

    3. Qdeathstar
  15. So Bestia GTS or Seven-70? I'm leaning towards the 70, but the Grotti is quite... unique in its styling, which is why i'm interested in it.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Normally i'd have both, but there's only one space left in my sports car garage. I've tested both in the creator but still can't decide.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      wait until after tuesdays DLC, there might be something else that you might like instead ;)

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Yeah that's true, but i'm hoping they'll add a 6th garage slot. If they don't then I don't know what i'll do, 50 cars simply isn't enough.

  16. *waves bye bye to Europe*

    *pushes off from the dock at Calais*

    *UK begins to float away from continental Europe into the Atlantic*

    *waves again, wipes away a tear*

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Mmmm, maple penises...

       

      ...oh sorry I got carried away.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Smoked bacon goes well with filet de Canuck, and maybe a nice brown ale. 

    4. Massacre

      Massacre

      Not sure if hungry or aroused, now.

  17. *bumps QD's status down the page*

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Preemptive combo taker^

  18. ViceMan is NOT - I repeat - NOT alive.

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    2. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      I have sex with goats.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Brian, ain't you dead?

    4. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      Nah Emmett, the other one, Carl.

  19. Bacon and stilton sandwich... mmm. With a bit of refinement it could be a winner.

  20. Want to make a secondary character as everybody else seems to but can't think of anything that isn't clichéd already. Maybe a Trevor-esque character.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I read Dup's post where he said his character looked like Tony Montana and it made me want to do something like that, but again that's going on mafia style.

    3. DiO

      DiO

      make ur father look mostly like your granfather, then crank your resemblance to your father. get no sleep and crank ur age. i did that to make an old lookin fuck. u get a double chin too. thats why my dude looks different than most http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9212/c4X_kNtp5kS8VOPyF7ooAw/0_0.jpg

    4. Ku Zi Mu

      Ku Zi Mu

      I thought that was because of the glasses and bandana...

      Vice, if you want an awesome, unique character just be me. That one of a kind feeling will soon kick in.

  21. Stinger or Stinger GT? Such a difficult fucking choice.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I like the Surano but garage space is limited. I want an Exemplar, a Monroe and a Vacca or Carbonizzare. I could probably forget the Monroe, but still i'm not going to have enough space. Why can't we buy separate garages in addition to those in our apartments?

    3. Rayge

      Rayge

      I would choose between the Exemplar and Carbonizzare (I'd choose the Exemplar since it's 4 door), and then I'd choose the Vacca since it has excellent handling and I think it's faster.

    4. Rayge

      Rayge

      My only 4 door car is my Sandking XL, might get rid of one of my muscle cars so I can get an Exemplar

  22. What's the highest rank you've seen while playing GTAO? Earlier I saw a guy who was 138. Fucking ridiculous.

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    2. GunSmith
    3. Rayge

      Rayge

      I'm level ~43, and I've done the criminal records on and off, 5 here 5 there.

  23. Flipping off truckers on the freeway and getting them to chase you in a murderous rage is so fucking funny. Especially when they crash into an oncoming car at full speed and blow up. Even better it doesn't attract police attention. *goes back to doing that*

    1. The Goon

      The Goon

      still don't know how to flip people off.

    2. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Shooting button with your fist equiped in a vehicle

  24. As we enter the final hours, remember my homo brothers (and sisters;) this is a once in a lifetime feeling. If you choose to spoil it looking at gameplay footage so be it, you are weak-willed fools. To the proud americans leaking the footage and trying to spoil it for everybody - fuck you, you aren't true GTA fans. The wait is almost over people, the wait is almost over... see you on the streets of Los Santos.

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    2. Massacre
    3. gtagrl
    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Well said. Indeed, see you all in LS end of the month!

  25. Still hasn't despatched, looks like i'll be getting it ON release day then. *feigns disappointment*

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    2. Edgecrusher

      Edgecrusher

      They tried to dispatch mine on Friday, but as my bank account is empty until tomorrow, it's been put on hold until I verify my payment info.

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Oh noes^ That sucks.

    4. Santiago
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