Jizzy

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  1. post something dirty anyway, british accents are such a turn on
  2. WHAT THE FUCK! A female just spoke to him on the internet, now his little pecker will be aching. id like you to know my dick is 8 and a half inches long... little does not describe
  3. nicholas cage sucks bigger balls than his fans. i want a real actor, like gilbert!
  4. application done. do i copy, paste, and email it to you?
  5. and as far as being a jerk goes, apparantly he helped that guy when he had honkycoontius...
  6. i want in, but i want to be some badass personal assassin that does things for you unofficially...
  7. what the fuck? why are you posting that here,PM the motherfucker, or better yet get off the computer and put your dick into something that moves. On Topic, Skyrim Aren't bad but its with melee weapons, with guns, its just not the same. why dont you stop acting so tough behind a screen and stick your dick into something period.
  8. i thought you were the coolest girl in the world, now i have lost faith in all females again.
  9. Seriously, you played any other GTA besides San Andreas and IV? There was plenty of great characters, for instance Claude Speed, 8-Ball, Tommy Vercetti, Phil Collins, That's just the top of my head. CJ is the one that should never return, everybody acted like he made San Andreas so amazing when in my opinion the only thing he was good for was stealing cars when he worked for Joey Leone. 8-ball is cool, but im pretty sure he died... tommy doesnt belong in LS, Claude doesnt talk and has stupid hair, and Phill Collins sucks... i guess i would like ken rosenburg back...
  10. i would like to see another game like the warriors with the same feel, but with a different gang and maybe different location, i want it set in the 70s again though, and i liked how there were no guns, too.
  11. She's not, I've seen her vagina. you know her personally?
  12. Just Niko, Packie, and CJ, thats it, if i see another i will skip every cutscene and mute during all the missions the others are in.
  13. Everyone gets a stiffy in the morning, doesn't mean you need to whack off but it can make pissing into the toilet more difficult. [email protected] is there a way to fix it, i get so hard it aches.
  14. Unless I have a girl over to stay the night, I wake up rock hard. If I have school in the morning, I usually don't have time to jerk off, any suggestions?
  15. anybody else scared that Mercedes Cortez is just some wierd dude? on topic, chainsaws and explosives, you guys can have whatever else you want...