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  1. I can't stand that his pre epilogue and rdr 1 haircuts aren't in the game
  2. When they were first driving the carriage he just had the natural stage 3 beard like I had with Arthur
  3. I seriously think that the only reason R* chose to have Arthur as a protagonist is because they couldn't get John's voice actor to do the main role. Everything that happened to Arthur could have happened to John (other than the ending, of course) and it still would have made sense.
  4. So, does John just spawn with whatever hair Arthur has post game? Or was it just a coincidence for me?
  5. These are almost spoiler free, I wonder if R* anticipated the leak. GTA V's trophies were the most spoilery thing of all time.
  6. "The singlehanded sawed off shotgun" There's only 1 sawed off shotgun in the game?
  7. Jizzy


    I think I'm not going to get this until much after release, when people confirm it actually runs correctly. I just refuse to support a company that releases broken game after broken game. If people stopped throwing money at them and kissing the ground they walked on, they might consider releasing a functioning game. The concept looks great though and I look forward to playing with the crew, just not in slow motion with a blue screen every hour...
  8. Maybe somebody brave enough will look at it for us and tell us if there's any mention of New Austin or Mexico...
  9. If the game is rescaled they would have to test the shit out of every mission to make sure everything still makes sense spatially, it literally sounds counter intuitive and against their interests to do That, when they can just come put with a shitty upscaled version like they did for Xbox One. I think people are just really naive and desperate for nostalgia, it's really weird that the theory has taken off like it has.
  10. To put it in the new game lol... they totally rebuilt the shooting mechanics to make them more like Max Payne 3, if they could just easily throw that kind of shit in a game we would probably see updates like that in GTA online. They would have advertised it by now anyway, R* values money above all else.
  11. I don't know where people get this remastered version of the game thing, maybe an upscaled version seperate from the main game, but a total remaster with all the new mechanics and the version of the map that's been redone for rdr2? A lot of people have been talking about that and it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I think people might be underestimating how much time that would take, and for what? Not enough people will care, and according to the internet's theory on it they are just going to release it free out of the kindness of their hearts, lmao...
  12. Was Venom announced as being rated PG 13 a while ago or did they promise us an R rated Venom until the last second?

    1. TreeFitty




      Fans expected “Venom” to be rated R, especially since R-rated comic book films like “Deadpool” and “Logan” have been box office hits, but Fleischer now says he always sought to make a PG-13 “Venom.”


      ”I don’t feel like we compromise much,” Fleischer recently told Polygon about the rating, admitting he is baffled over the fact everyone expected the film to be rated R. “I’m not sure why [people thought that], other than maybe just a bloodthirst for Venom.”



      But from the comments, an article from 2 months ago: https://www.indiewire.com/2018/08/venom-r-rating-not-confirmed-pg13-spider-man-crossover-1201992715/


      Fleischer told Comicbook.com at Comic-Con that the plan was to make “Venom” an R-rated movie so that it could honor the character’s bloody comic book roots. “In the comics, he bites people’s heads off and eats brains,” the director said. “It would be weird to make a movie with Venom if he wasn’t doing that. We tried to honor it as closely as possible. This is definitely a darker, more violent, more vicious Marvel character than I think anyone’s ever seen before.”

    2. Jizzy


      Gonna torrent this one

  13. This world does have it's consultations...

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    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Capitalization of the Frustration Station throughout the Nation.  

    3. Qdeathstar


      Drinking beers and rape....

    4. Brian
  14. The only thing that makes me skeptical about New Austin is I think I've read that the game starts with a mission in Blackwater then locks you in the northern mountains, usually map progression stays in one direction, not that R* might not break that general rule, but it's how they did it other than for GTA V which started with the whole map unlocked.
  15. *Insert shitty Bill Cosby joke here*

    1. GunSmith


      Brings shivers seeing 'insert' next to his name in a sentence.

    2. TreeFitty


      Pudding pop.



      Oh wait, I thought you said in his shitter... hmmm...

  16. Jizzy

    GTAO DLC Topic

    Gay Tony doesn't look right.
  17. RIP Green Theme

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    2. TreeFitty


      AHHHHHHH AHHHHH MY EYES AHHHH- oh there we go. much better.


      Them borders though... yuck!

    3. Ginginho


      Yaay - cheers fitty... although that green seems a whole lot brighter

    4. TreeFitty


      I think its the light gray outline. I'm trying to change it but it's being a pain in the ass.


      edit: there we go. Looks better.

  18. This site's ads really want me to vacation in Israel. I think with my luck some Palestinians would blow up the airport as soon as I showed up

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    2. Qdeathstar


      Damn black person of underprivilege, jump on that shit.

    3. ViceMan


      Say hi to Alex while you're there.

    4. GunSmith


      No my friend they are inspiring your holy duty, you misunderstand, go forth and carry out His will, inshallah peace be upon you my friend

  19. Jizzy

    GTAO DLC Topic

  20. My uncle thinks he is assering dominance by pissing with the door open but he is just exposing us all to his pathetic shriveled up little old man dick.

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    2. gtagrl


      The best advice I ever received when asking folks about how to keep a long-term relationship alive:
      "Separate bathrooms."


      So far, I've seen nothing to contradict this excellent advice. 

    3. Jizzy


      Cleaning the toilet might seem less unappealing if I knew it was only my piss and shit...

    4. Ginginho


      Shit in his shoes - you win dominance...

  21. Jizzy


    I always wanted a class system similar to what we've seen in TES in Fallout. Being able to choose between a human, ghoul, mutant, different generations of synth, etc.
  22. Jizzy


    The whole thing with the nukes is what has me thinking. How can there be in depth quests if you can just drop a nuke anywhere any time?
  23. Jizzy


    I hate all advertising in general. It feels like its a science created to take advantage of stupid people. If I could kick the guy who is in charge of marketing at R* in the throat I would. If they had a fraction of the respect for their fans that they say they do they wcouldn't insult us with 2 years of delays and then a useless box of arcade ticket exchange garbage that doesnt even come with the fucking game. At least Bethesda doesn't just roll with the assumption that every person that plays their games are retarded.
  24. I request "Gangs" What exactly is it? GTA gangs? Stereotypical gang night, like mafia and street gang?